Better Actor - Ashton Kutcher vs Keanu Reeves vs a 2"x4"

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Lifer
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at least 2x4's are character actors, they know what they are and be it well...
 

Xionide

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I voted ashton. Keanu has those blank stares and you just know there is nothing happening in his head other than gears turning.

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RaynorWolfcastle

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Originally posted by: notfred
Ashton Kutcher does a decent job on That 70's Show.

Only because the role calls for a complete retard, which he doesn't have to act for. This is the same reason Keanu Reeves did a decent job of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. By analogy. 2x4's do an excellent job at being sturdy pieces of wood.
 

PingSpike

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I voted for Ashton Kutcher because he wasn't that bad in Butterfly effect and it showed that he at least some range.
 

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That 2"X4" is going places. Expect him to marry J-Lo by year's end. Then it's on to political stumping <ba-dum-bum-clash> for Kerry.
 

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Originally posted by: So
That 2"X4" is going places. Expect him to marry J-Lo by year's end. Then it's on to political stumping <ba-dum-bum-clash> for Kerry.

Next governor of California.
 

DaveSimmons

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Originally posted by: So
That 2"X4" is going places. Expect him to marry J-Lo by year's end. Then it's on to political stumping <ba-dum-bum-clash> for Kerry.
The dems already have Kerry and Gore, why would they need another block of wood?
 

RaynorWolfcastle

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Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Originally posted by: So
That 2"X4" is going places. Expect him to marry J-Lo by year's end. Then it's on to political stumping <ba-dum-bum-clash> for Kerry.
The dems already have Kerry and Gore, why would they need another block of wood?

ZING!
In fairness, the 2x4 could also outsmart Dubya in a game of Trivial Pursuit
 

Homerboy

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Reeves by a long shot.
Ashton is simply HORRIBLE in everything he has attempted to play. INCLUDING Butterfly affect.

Reeves is good... anyone see his Hamlet?
 

Fingolfin269

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I think that part in the Matrix towards the beginning where Keanu is about to go out the window and he has the internal struggle 'Why is this happening to me?' is one of the most well acted portions of any film ever!!!!1!!

2x4 gets my vote.
 

Aftermath

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I voted for Keanu.

I'd rather see him "Woah" in The Matrix than hear Kutcher go "BURRRNNN" like the unfunny fvcktard that he is on that 70's show.

I hate Kutcher.