Besty description of a car ever

[Calculator83]

Originally posted by: andylawcc

Originally posted by: Aharami
dont find her attractive so that description doesnt do a thing for me. I'd rather rub honey on the R8 itself

man card, now.

DUDe,, only if you mean he gets an Upgrade to Platinum Man card. Hurray I'm not crazy.

 

[DangerAardvark]

He wasn't referencing the hottest girl he could think of, he was just commenting on the natural pairing of honey and Keira Knightley. For Catherine Bell you would use peanut butter. And for Britney Spears, of course, you'd use mayonnaise.

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: Raduque
I think he was just going for a well-known English actress, but as he was discussing cornering, he should've used Catherine Bell

Damnit, you just rickrolled my pants. I spilt milk everywhere.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
The doesn't make me want an R8 as much as it makes me want to rub honey into Keira Knightley... I'll have to see what she's up to later.

No kidding. I'm not a big fan of the R8 personally. I think it just looks bland...like every other Audi.

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Shouldn't a description of cornering involve something with curves?

ZV

He's British, right? He should be wanting to rub honey on Keeley Hazell from Page 3 fame instead.

No lack of curves on that girl, that's for sure!

 

[Atheus]

Originally posted by: pontifex
do people find cornering in cars fun or what? i don't get how the 2 things even equate....

<--- not a car guy.

If you're just going in a straight line you might as well not be driving at all...

 

[grrl]

Originally posted by: sirjonk

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Shouldn't a description of cornering involve something with curves?

ZV

heh - to be fair, she wouldn't be my first choice for the metaphor...

Especially seeing as how she doesn't have any headlights.

Exactly, or hips either.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Saint Michael
Rubbing honey is not comfortable period. It's really, really thick and sticky.

Then just focus on licking it off.

Originally posted by: grrl

Originally posted by: sirjonk

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Shouldn't a description of cornering involve something with curves?

ZV

heh - to be fair, she wouldn't be my first choice for the metaphor...

Especially seeing as how she doesn't have any headlights.

Exactly, or hips either.

Though I don't agree with the comments on her appearance, a comment from Han Solo comes to mind:
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

 

[randomlinh]

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Shouldn't a description of cornering involve something with curves?

ZV

If by "curves" you mean fat, and if by "something" you mean fat chicks, then no.

Please tell me you think anyone remotely close to keira knightley is considered anywhere close to curvy.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Originally posted by: randomlinh

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Shouldn't a description of cornering involve something with curves?

ZV

If by "curves" you mean fat, and if by "something" you mean fat chicks, then no.

Please tell me you think anyone remotely close to keira knightley is considered anywhere close to curvy.

Her protruding ribs and collar bones are very curvy.

 

[summit]

its like rubbing honey onto hillary clinton.

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
He wasn't referencing the hottest girl he could think of, he was just commenting on the natural pairing of honey and Keira Knightley. For Catherine Bell you would use peanut butter. And for Britney Spears, of course, you'd use mayonnaise.

ewwww :laugh:

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark

Originally posted by: randomlinh

Originally posted by: homercles337

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Shouldn't a description of cornering involve something with curves?

ZV

If by "curves" you mean fat, and if by "something" you mean fat chicks, then no.

Please tell me you think anyone remotely close to keira knightley is considered anywhere close to curvy.

Her protruding ribs and collar bones are very curvy.

I was thinking pointy...

 

[grrl]

Originally posted by: Summit
its like rubbing honey onto hillary clinton.

I'm glad I didn't eat before reading that. :shocked:

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Shouldn't a description of cornering involve something with curves?

ZV

Haha, nice.

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: Saint Michael
Rubbing honey is not comfortable period. It's really, really thick and sticky.

you missed the part where you lick it all up...

 

[BrokenVisage]

"Besty"

There, someone had to mention it.