Besty description of a car ever

[GasX]

Jeremy Clarkson describes cornering in an Audi R8 like "rubbing honey into Keira Knightley"

I can't think of a whole lot of things that would make me want an R8 more...

 

[Atomic Playboy]

The doesn't make me want an R8 as much as it makes me want to rub honey into Keira Knightley... I'll have to see what she's up to later.

 

[Aharami]

dont find her attractive so that description doesnt do a thing for me. I'd rather rub honey on the R8 itself

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: Aharami
dont find her attractive so that description doesnt do a thing for me. I'd rather rub honey on the R8 itself

man card, now.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Shouldn't a description of cornering involve something with curves?

ZV

 

[AmdEmAll]

Originally posted by: Aharami
dont find her attractive so that description doesnt do a thing for me. I'd rather rub honey on the R8 itself

We need to start having bans for things like this.

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Shouldn't a description of cornering involve something with curves?

ZV

 

[pontifex]

do people find cornering in cars fun or what? i don't get how the 2 things even equate....

<--- not a car guy.

 

[Delta6Echo]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Jeremy Clarkson describes cornering in an Audi R8 like "rubbing honey into Keira Knightley"

I can't think of a whole lot of things that would make me want an R8 more...

lol

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Shouldn't a description of cornering involve something with curves?

ZV

heh - to be fair, she wouldn't be my first choice for the metaphor...

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Shouldn't a description of cornering involve something with curves?

ZV

heh - to be fair, she wouldn't be my first choice for the metaphor...

Especially seeing as how she doesn't have any headlights.

 

[zoiks]

So are we rubbing honey on Kiera Knightley or into her?

 

[homercles337]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Shouldn't a description of cornering involve something with curves?

ZV

If by "curves" you mean fat, and if by "something" you mean fat chicks, then no.

 

[dbk]

I got some honey right here....in my pants

 

[randay]

Usually top gear gives shitty description of cars handling and such, actually that one doesnt tell you anything either. Wish they would actually make an attempt to describe each cars handling and stuff. That is a pretty good metaphor though.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: zoiks
So are we rubbing honey on Kiera Knightley or into her?

both I hope.

 

[Raduque]

I think he was just going for a well-known English actress, but as he was discussing cornering, he should've used Catherine Bell

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage

Originally posted by: zoiks
So are we rubbing honey on Kiera Knightley or into her?

both I hope.

and all over...

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
Shouldn't a description of cornering involve something with curves?

ZV

heh - to be fair, she wouldn't be my first choice for the metaphor...

agreed; and I'm with Amhari. not that spectacular, IMO. bit of a man face. I don't like women to have square jaws, esp when they weigh about 90 pounds

 

[beat mania]

Originally posted by: Raduque
I think he was just going for a well-known English actress, but as he was discussing cornering, he should've used Catherine Bell

I think Jeremy Clarkson has a hard-on for Keira Knightley or something. He mentions her all the time.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: beat mania

Originally posted by: Raduque
I think he was just going for a well-known English actress, but as he was discussing cornering, he should've used Catherine Bell

I think Jeremy Clarkson has a hard-on for Keira Knightley or something. He mentions her all the time.

Her and Kristin Scott Thomas

 

[Arkaign]

Keira is meh to me. But there are different faves for each person I can see why some (most) people would consider her attractive, but personally I don't.

Classic beauties : Audrey Hepburn, Ingrid Bergman, Hedy Lamarr ..

Contemporary beauties : Natalie Portman, Naomi Watts, Katrina Bowden ..

Anyhow

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Hedy Lamarr ..

It's HEDLEY!!

(For the record, I agree with your taste in women. I just cannot resist the Mel Brooks reference.)

ZV

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Aharami
dont find her attractive so that description doesnt do a thing for me. I'd rather rub honey on the R8 itself

Cuts up your man card*

I can understand it if she doesn't float your boat, no way in hell are you going to get off Scott free when messing with the R8s paint job...

 

[Saint Michael]

Rubbing honey is not comfortable period. It's really, really thick and sticky.