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best way to invest $45 billion for 3 days

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thomsbrain

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i came into a little money (around $45 billion) but i need it to stay liquid so i can feed my prostitute habit. what's the best way to invest it for 3 days or so?
 
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Get it all in cash, bills no change. Then fill a big pool with it and charge $5 to jump into it naked or at least really tight swimwear, you don't want someone stealing any of the cash.
 
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Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
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You do realise that is equal to 0 for all intents and purposes right? 😀 😛

PLEASE NO ONE BRING UP THAT DAM THREAD!

Koing

 
Originally posted by: Koing
Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
.0000....1 \10.
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You do realise that is equal to 0 for all intents and purposes right? 😀 😛

PLEASE NO ONE BRING UP THAT DAM THREAD!

Koing
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well it depends, there's a lot of signifigant figures in 45 billion.
 
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