Best way to get rid of a cat?

OritionX

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First off before asking this just want to say all you animal rights lovers I am not really considering doing this... just my friend has this cat and it is really annoying meows in the middle of the night CONSTANTLY. Really gets upsetting when you are trying to sleep. So many times I have wanted destroy the damn thing. Just wondering what would the best way of going about it. I think the term there is more then one way to skin a cat applies just wondering just how many ways there are.
 

So

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Live catch trap + remove nametage + pound >100 Mi away + feigned ignorance == guilt free victory.
 

Ranger X

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Maybe it's meowing because it's ill. Anyway I don't feel sorry that you have an annoying cat. I feel sorry for the cat for having an owner like you.
 

hypn0tik

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Jul 5, 2005
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Throw it in the middle of heavy traffic. If it survives gasoline + fire should work.
 

exilera

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Apr 12, 2005
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Why do all the idiots have pets :(

If you fed the damn thing, or gave it some attention, maybe it wouldn't cry so much.
 

rh71

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since you're not going to do it for real, you can just ask him what he think the best would be..
 

birdpup

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Your friend ... is this cat in your home living with you? In that case, it seems to be lonely. Either let it outside (maybe put it on a leash or just let it go) or let it in your room to sleep with you. You could also get another cat or a dog to provide it company.
 

AmdEmAll

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I had a cat that was a total B1TCH! Pissed everywhere. Loved pissing on electrical things... to bad that didn't kill her. One day see scratched my mom really bad so I snapped and drove her out to some horse farm and let her go.
 

GeekDrew

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This cat kept wandering up the front porch of a friend's house. He occasionally shot BB's at it... it eventually got to the point that the cat didn't even pay attention to them. He finally got so angry with it, one day he just fired at it non-stop until it started running, and he kept firing until he couldn't hit it any more. It left a blood trail, running away.

Two days later, he's driving by his next door neighbor's house, and he sees the cat... covered in bandages... it was his neighbor's cat, and they paid thousands of dollars to take it to the vet, fix it up, etc... but they wouldn't keep it off of his property. A month or so later, the cat returned. He called the neighbor, told them he did not want the cat on his property... when they didn't comply after a couple of months of complaining, he bought a "friendly" trap, caught the cat, drove it about 20 miles away, and let it loose.
 

Insane3D

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Ok, let me get this straight. Your friends cat is keeping you up at night, so you've decided the best solution is to kill it?