Best way to get people living near the tennis courts to stop

Ricemarine

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So pretty much, me and my friend went to our local tennis courts near an elementary school to play some tennis. So right when we start playing, some random people about 18-19 ish walk out to their porch... Screaming "AI YI YI YI YI YI!"...

WTF?...

Ok, fine, ignore...
They do it 2 more times...
I give them a verbal warning to STFU... But then it occurs 2 more times!!!...

So at that point, I get ahold of my friend, who thinks all the screaming is from a mentally disabled person, and is not intentionally do it... Then my friend walks over, but they went back inside. But when he goes back to his side, the people suddenly come outside... SO I packed my bag and went home...


So now, I'm just wondering, what's the best way to return the favor...



Cliffs...

Random pranksters start screaming to annoy me.
It gets to me.
I go home.
 

michaels

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You must look like a huge nerd/weakling. Either way that is a crappy thing to do, just find somewhere else to play.
 

Ika

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Spread some slow-drying epoxy (or equivalent substance) across their front step. Reapply as necessary.
 

Atomicus

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Originally posted by: michaels
You must look like a huge nerd/weakling. Either way that is a crappy thing to do, just find somewhere else to play.

We Asians aren't as intimidating as you dark folk :(
 

Kelemvor

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Paintball gun would be a good start. Or airsoft or regular BBs if you don't want to mess up the house with paint. But it washes right off...

I'd actually have someone hide by the house while you play tennis, then when they come out, he can pop out and nail them.
 

Ricemarine

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Originally posted by: FrankyJunior
Paintball gun would be a good start. Or airsoft or regular BBs if you don't want to mess up the house with paint. But it washes right off...

I'd actually have someone hide by the house while you play tennis, then when they come out, he can pop out and nail them.

I was actually thinking along the same lines as you...

Pop em without em knowing heh.
 

Conky

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I would just keep playing and ignore them. Although a brick painted with their chant thrown thru their window might make a nice point. :laugh:
 

Ricemarine

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Originally posted by: Beachboy
I would just keep playing and ignore them. Although a brick painted with their chant thrown thru their window might make a nice point. :laugh:

Problem was is that they were doing it on my service game...
Right when I throw the ball.... "AI YI YI YI YI YI!"
You can't really ignore that without some earplugs...

My friend though, was thinking of politely askings those idiots to be quiet...


Would that be good... Or would it be better and be confrontational about it...
Cause I'm really mad still.
 

Buck Armstrong

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Originally posted by: Atomicus
Originally posted by: michaels
You must look like a huge nerd/weakling. Either way that is a crappy thing to do, just find somewhere else to play.

We Asians aren't as intimidating as you dark folk :(

Unless you know kung-fu or are wearing a ninja outfit.
 

kranky

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The type of person who would think it's funny to yell at tennis players would also find it incredibly boring if it didn't bother the players.

Ignore them, they will eventually give up. Confronting them only adds to their entertainment.