Best way to dispose of sensitive documents?

[Leper Messiah]

fire, but make sure that biatch gets nice and hot. a metal trash can or oil drum would work...

 

[Hammer]

iron mountain

 

[axelfox]

Contact Enron Document Storage or Andersen Document Storage

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Hammer
iron mountain

Iron Mountain only stores information, they don't shred it right?

Shred It does, but fire is so much cooler.

If business related, use Shred It.

Otherwise, BUrn baby burn

 

[sonz70]

Look...your gf is not going to find your black book....just put it under the bed like we have told you before

 

[nakedfrog]

IIRC, the two approved methods for us to use to destroy sensitive information when we were in the military were fire and pulping. You can put them in a blender with some water if you'd like--but fire is much more fun.

 

[Czar]

ketchup

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: Hammer
iron mountain

Iron Mountain only stores information, they don't shred it right?

Shred It does, but fire is so much cooler.

If business related, use Shred It.

Otherwise, BUrn baby burn

from their website:

Secure Shredding

On-site or off-site, our screened personnel can destroy your confidential information - using modern shredding equipment and highly secure processes - and certify that destruction, giving you a legal audit trail.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

roflmao FIRE! hahahaha

a company bonfire perhaps?

 

[bandana163]

Cut them to pieces and set them ablaze.
Scatter the ashes afterwards.

 

[ironk]

lol, this thread actually turned into a good laugh. You guys sure love fire...

 

[DaShen]

Anally will work too

 

[Yossarian]

take off and nuke the site from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Fire.

 

[destined]

bury them.

 

[Kilgor]

Originally posted by: ironk
lol, this thread actually turned into a good laugh. You guys sure love fire...

Doesn't everbody like fire? Everbody I know likes fire so warm and pretty.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Burn it, then put the ashes through a wood chipper. After that you should hire a Helicopter to disperse the ashes at a height of 6 thousand feet, over a large body of water. Hire a powerful speed boat and do a tank of gas tearing it up on said body of water. Remove all clothing, burn the boat and swim to the shore. Have an accomplice meet you at the waters edge. Drive to the nearest town and off him in a cheap motel. Take his body to a pig farm. Relax.

That should secure the docs, but i can't promise anything.

 

[spanky]

eat it

 

[KK]

First off, you'll need some sort of fork lift to move tons of paper. You could get by using manual labor, but that'd take a little longer. of course you will need to somehow assemble the paper via some type of order to be placed on pallets. once palletisized, rent yourself a large trailer, something you can drive the forklift straight into. Fill the trailer up, keeping enough room to put the forklift in. Drive the tractor trailor to the grand canyon, to the place on the little scooter commercial that has those old folks on it. Using the fork lift, drop pallets into the canyon.

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: Sundog
Company called Shred It

Nope....FIRE. Works every time and you are GUARRANTEED that they are destroyed with no info leak. I have burned them in the fireplace but a back yard barbeque pit is easier to deal with.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Sundog
Company called Shred It

I was just going to say that. Around here, they charge $0.49 per pound of paperwork to be shredded. That can get a bit spendy though.

 

[mcvickj]

We use Shred It at work. For home just a simple cross cut shredder. Of course its always fun to watch things burn. :evil:

 

[captains]

just buy a home shredder for like $40 bucks.....so it takes some time to get rid of it...it took time to accumulate it...also you'll have it for the future too

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Burn it, then put the ashes through a wood chipper. After that you should hire a Helicopter to disperse the ashes at a height of 6 thousand feet, over a large body of water. Hire a powerful speed boat and do a tank of gas tearing it up on said body of water. Remove all clothing, burn the boat and swim to the shore. Have an accomplice meet you at the waters edge. Drive to the nearest town and off him in a cheap motel. Take his body to a pig farm. Relax.

That should secure the docs, but i can't promise anything.

OMG, you forgot to off the Helicopter pilot! Security leak!

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: DivideBYZero
Burn it, then put the ashes through a wood chipper. After that you should hire a Helicopter to disperse the ashes at a height of 6 thousand feet, over a large body of water. Hire a powerful speed boat and do a tank of gas tearing it up on said body of water. Remove all clothing, burn the boat and swim to the shore. Have an accomplice meet you at the waters edge. Drive to the nearest town and off him in a cheap motel. Take his body to a pig farm. Relax.

That should secure the docs, but i can't promise anything.

OMG, you forgot to off the Helicopter pilot! Security leak!

Hmm... The pilot lands, and he is the one that picks you up. Win win!