best way to dispose condoms?

[kranky]

If your mom walks in on you before you can properly dispose of it, just convince yourself it's stale gum.

 

[DaFinn]

You can allways call MIKE!

 

[Zanix]

Church parking lot. Went to a private school and at recess we'd find them out there allll the time.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

With your size you can just tie it off the tip and use it again, and again... and again...

 

[kevman]

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
With your size you can just tie it off the tip and use it again, and again... and again...

PWNED

 

[Wahsapa]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
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- M4H

*after trying to login in a half dozen times finally realizes thats NOT the xbitlabs forums*

:Q 😱

but they have the same layout and color scheme!!

 

[PunDogg]

Originally posted by: Modeps
If you need to hide it, you shouldnt be having it. Wrap it in a tissue and throw it in the garbage.

yeah excatly

Dogg

 

[cerebusPu]

hey...we still needs pics of floating condoms in teh sewer...

 

[thirdlegstump]

Lose it in her/his gaping h*le.

 

[omnez]

Yeah, I want to see those pictures.

 

[Ketteringo]

Swallow them, and then they come out in your poop.

 

[Electric Amish]

Toilet always worked for me.

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

toilet :thumbsup:

 

[hevnsnt]

Hell I just give em to my wife and let her worry about what to do with em.

 

[Shawn]

just flush

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Wahsapa

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
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- M4H

*after trying to login in a half dozen times finally realizes thats NOT the xbitlabs forums*

:Q 😱

but they have the same layout and color scheme!!

So register and post already! You don't even need email confirmation! 😀

- M4H

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

so this guy is having sex with his g/f, and they finish, and she goes off to the bathroom, he thinks theyre done, so he throws the condom out the window, pretty soon the g/f comes back in and asks if hes ready again, and, damn it, that was his last condom, so he goes outside and looks for it and he sees a little kid with it, and he asks the kid if he can have it, the little kid wants 10 bucks, so he gives it to him and gets back the condom, the little kid then runs to his mom and siad "that guy just got ripped off, i sold him a twinkie for 10 bucks and i already sucked out the cream filling!"




haha, its disgusting, but its funny...

 

[edro]

Hide them in the shampoo bottle...

 

[Lvis]

Flush 'em. They go down quick. It's a bad idea to leave your boys and your dna behind.

/not paranoid, I swear

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: Rustynuts
Just remember, you eventually may be drinking that same water you flush!

just remember, you were once a sperm!!!:shocked:

 

[Mustangrrl]

Originally posted by: Ranger X
I would advise anyone against throwing them into the trashcan (especially not your own trashcan). Believe it or not, there have been many stories of obsessive girlfriends fishing them back out and "using" them to get pregnant.

Highly unlikely, especially since anyone with a brain is going to use condoms with spermicide lube. Those stories are made up by men who don't want to take responsibility for getting someone pregnant (I work at welfare, hear crazy sh@t all the time).

The best way to dispose of condoms is just to roll it in tissue and throw it in the trash. If you have to flush it, try rolling it in bit of toilet paper and then flushing.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: biostud666
fill them with helium and let them float of into the night.

LOL

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Ogg
I use to teach a lab where we would field trip over to the local wastewater treatment plant...........you would not believe the sheer amount of condoms seen floating in the first series of tanks:shocked:

Almost afraid to ask this but...


Pics?

No scatlover, we don't want to see pieces of chunky watery stools floating in a large pool

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
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- M4H

the . for that?

Originally posted by: PsychoticIdiot
so this guy is having sex with his g/f, and they finish, and she goes off to the bathroom, he thinks theyre done, so he throws the condom out the window, pretty soon the g/f comes back in and asks if hes ready again, and, damn it, that was his last condom, so he goes outside and looks for it and he sees a little kid with it, and he asks the kid if he can have it, the little kid wants 10 bucks, so he gives it to him and gets back the condom, the little kid then runs to his mom and siad "that guy just got ripped off, i sold him a twinkie for 10 bucks and i already sucked out the cream filling!"

:thumbsup 🙂

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: geecee
Put them in muffins!

Ewww...

😛

EDIT: Sorry about that! Couldn't resist.

whao, GREAT news! 🙂