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Not for me it doesn't. My balls sweat way harder when I'm wearing underwear. That's why I don't wear underwear anymore. The only reason I have underwear is so I can try on pants in the store. It's generally taboo to try on pants with no underwear...

You'd change your tune if you tried out the under armor heat underwear. It does an amazing job of keeping you dry/cool. Pulls away the moisture, it's amazing really. I can honestly say it's the best piece of clothing I've ever bought in terms of what it does.
 
People who wear underwear are mentally ill. It's already hot outside and you're thinking "my balls are a bit sweaty, maybe I should add extra layers of insulation so they get even hotter!" 😵

I can't stand commando style. Having to reposition junk every five minutes so you're not sitting on your balls is a PITA.
 
Not for me it doesn't. My balls sweat way harder when I'm wearing underwear. That's why I don't wear underwear anymore. The only reason I have underwear is so I can try on pants in the store. It's generally taboo to try on pants with no underwear...

I'm not sure I want to know this, yet there it is.
 
i read the thread title as "best underwater band" and thought this will be a great thread

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I've been wearing Hanes briefs since I left the diaper and see now reason to change now.

2 weeks in boxer shorts and you'll never look back. however brands for clothing is something i never cared about. i've had expensive brands and cheap brands and they all feel the same on me.
 
I've enjoyed the different pairs from Adidas. Their regular 100% cotton boxer briefs are very comfortable and seem designed intelligently.
They then have a compression but not true athletic-style, that's mostly cotton with some spandex, and their quite comfortable too. They also have a mostly spandex and polyester athletic-style compression shorts, which are great for runs.

Though of the compression types, the UA compression shorts I have probably have the best cup. Or at least, the most intelligent cup - it has front-door access. The two compression-type Adidas ones I mentioned lacked that easy access, though their all-cotton briefs have it. 😕

Generally, compression shorts aren't something I wear for a regular day, but all the types I mentioned felt real comfortable to wear all day if necessary.
Though oddly, as for the real benefits of compression shorts, I found the Adidas ones to be better than UA - I tended to chafe on my ass from the UA pair when running.
 
I'm not sure I want to know this, yet there it is.

Don't worry, his haven't dropped yet. His wittle nuggets snuggle up for warmth.

You can always tell the small dick, small balls folks - they don't have zipper trouble. I fucking fear the zipper, fear it, stay away from my frank and beans. FAR away.

My wife and I had a nice conversation about this. She tells me "pencil dick" is not an exaggeration, some guys really do have a pencil dick. I told her Get the FUCK OUT, she said, yep, even when hard.
 
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FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT OWN JEANS:

What do you wear for house work and yard work and hiking and camping?

What the? I own jeans (2 $14 pairs of wranglers from target and some older eddie baur pairs) but would never use them for hiking. Maybe for around the campsite but even then jeans are terrible in the outdoors. I love my cotton/synth mix or pure synth pants any day for hiking/camping, handles sweat soooo much better. I probably do spend too much on tech get at REI though...

Oh, for around the house I don't really wear jeans either. Either cargo shorts or cargo pants depending on weather. Love the loose feel and I always find a use for all those pockets!

As for the topic at hand I use cheap champion boxer-briefs for the gym and old navy boxers the rest of the time. I may have to investigate the nicer pairs though since all your descriptions make them sound quite comfortable. I have to ask though, with most boxer briefs aren't you worried about the balls being too close to the body? Isn't extra warmth bad for the sperm count?
 
Don't worry, his haven't dropped yet. His wittle nuggets snuggle up for warmth.

You can always tell the small dick, small balls folks - they don't have zipper trouble. I fucking fear the zipper, fear it, stay away from my frank and beans. FAR away.

My wife and I had a nice conversation about this. She tells me "pencil dick" is not an exaggeration, some guys really do have a pencil dick. I told her Get the FUCK OUT, she said, yep, even when hard.

Heh, not a problem here 😀 One time, my wife thought it would be funny if she used it as the toilet paper holder, but it wouldn't fit into the roll :$
 
Munsingwear with the kangaroo pouch.

Skidmarks on your pants brand.

No, some us know how to properly cleanse ourselves after we use the restroom.

If you have skidmarks in any of your undergarments I pity the people who have to bed down with your unhygienic ass.
 
If you have skidmarks in any of your undergarments I pity the people who have to bed down with your unhygienic ass.

lol, exactly and theres a lot of mofo's out there like that. I was traumatized by a trip to the laundry mat one time..it haunts me to this day.
i'd rather buy the cheap toilet paper and use the hell out of it if i was too poor to properly clean my ass with the nicer stuff
 
No, some us know how to properly cleanse ourselves after we use the restroom.

If you have skidmarks in any of your undergarments I pity the people who have to bed down with your unhygienic ass.
Actually, I was recently made fun of here for admitting that I wash my ass every time I take a dump. :\
 
FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT OWN JEANS:

What do you wear for house work and yard work and hiking and camping?
Housework, slacks that I wore that day to work. Yard Work, older slacks that are worn/stained. Hiking/camping, don't do that. I have a pair that was brand new and first time I wore them I ripped the leg open on a sharp corner. So now they are my goto pair for oil changes, lawn mowing, etc.
 
FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT OWN JEANS:

What do you wear for house work and yard work and hiking and camping?
BDU pants, otherwise shorts. BDUs are infinitely more comfortable than jeans, particularly once your testicles descend.


Back on topic: JCPenney brand mens' underwear is good stuff.
 
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