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Best Thing To Do in This Situation?

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So I walked into the bathroom here at the office and there was a guy standing in front of the urinal. There was no pissing sound, so he was probably pee shy and couldnt piss because I walked in. He seemed 30-35, so probably too young for it to be a prostate issue.

I thought about just standing there as long as possible after I was done for maximum awkwardness...and see if he would pretend he actually went and walk out.


What would you have done?
 
The McDonald's bathroom can be a terrifying place for a child. I'm glad you made it out alright.
 
You should have just shit right into your own pants while standing there, that certainly would have upped the awkwardness level.
 
translation:
you were in the bathroom and someone came in and you couldnt pee. although the other person was only there for less than a minute, it felt like a eternity for you and eventually you left. you are probably 32 or 33 years old
 
when in doubt, whip it out


Also; a lot of times when I go to take a leak at work, someone will be peeing in the middle urinal. Since that person has no bathroom manners, I do my best to rip a fart while they are standing there. Other times people will pee and then not bother to flush or wash their hands. I'll call them out on it next time I see them.

I hate people.
 
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