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Best sports rants ever?

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Originally posted by: thepd7
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: Syringer
-Playoffs??
-Practice, we talkin' 'bout PRACTICE?
-The Bears, are who we THOUGHT they were
-I'M A MAN, I'M 40, PICK ON ME
-anything by Bobby Knight
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IT'S DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL! IT'S THE BIG XII! IT AIN'T INTRAMURALS!
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Oh yes that one was great becuase it was just like calm talking and then screaming. Quality stuff.
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It Ain't Intramurals!

Edit: But, Mike Tyson FTW! Guy's bat-sh*t certifiable.
 
Originally posted by: Gibson486
Originally posted by: austin316
I'm a man. I'm 40 is my current favorite.

All-time top 3:

John L Smith's "The kids are playing their hearts out." ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvrRvUYRdD8

Goose Gossage profanity lanced tirade. ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r75KU9reHAs

Lee Elia profanity lanced tirade. ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv23pqH9iG0
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what just happened on the first link? did he send in a kicker and miss a field goal?
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IIRC, MSU was dominating a top 5 Ohio State squad in Columbus. I think the score was 17-7 in favor of MSU. MSU had the ball on like the 20 and were setting up for a field goal to take a commanding 20-7 lead at halftime. Instead of just taking a delay of game penalty, MSU rushed their field goal team onto the field. The thing is, they only sent 10 players onto the field. With one less blocker, Ashton Youbuty for tOSU was unblocked. He blocked the kick and returned it for a touchdown. Instead of a 13 point half time lead, they only lead by three.
 
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Originally posted by: palswim
"We couldn't do diddly poo offensively. We couldn't make a first down. We couldn't run the ball. We didn't try to run the ball. We couldn't complete a pass. We sucked."

I love you, Jim Mora.
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Gah! I was just looking for that one... :laugh:

So I give you Hal McRae and the BEST baseball manager meltdown EVER... :laugh:
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You beat me to it, I was just going to post that one. 😀 I love that meltdown.
 
"We might make a lot of money but, we also spend a lot of money." - Patrick Ewing

😕

I'm not sure that's a rant but it hurts my brain whenever I read it, so it's worth mentioning.
 
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