Best SNL skit of ALL-TIME?

[WashCup]

Definitely VH1 Behind the Scenes of Blue Oyster Cult

Praise Gene Frenkle !!

 

[KokomoGST]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
celebrity jeopardy or

eddie murphy as buckwheat or Mr. Rogers

you forgot the "kill da white peepo" skit...

 

[Rogue]

C'mon, where's my Crystal Gravy at? Someone set us up the poll!

 

[CChaos]

Probably not the best but one of my faves is John Belushi singing along with/imitating Joe Cocker.

 

[SunnyD]

Schprokets...

The episode with Jason Priestly and Phil Hartman as "Susan"...

Susan: I will force you to the ground and urinate on your chest chanting "House On Fire!!! House On Fire!!! Put It Out!!! Put It Out!!!", and then I will force you to drink antifreeze until you pass out and in the morning you will wake up in excruciating pain with a size seven poop-chute!

 

[rocadelpunk]

there was a goat boy, i forget who they were doign, maybe george michaels

but he was like " my ass is so round it has it's own ecosystem" "it's so round, you can launch missles"...goes on like that, really funnY

anybody got a clip?

 

[Ausm]

The German Ice Skater...


/German accent on/ I give you size 7 poopchute /german accent off/


AUsm

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk
there was a goat boy, i forget who they were doign, maybe george michaels

but he was like " my ass is so round it has it's own ecosystem" "it's so round, you can launch missles"...goes on like that, really funnY

anybody got a clip?

Goatboy is the funniest SNL skit ever?

Saying a skit from the last 10 years is the funniest ever is like saying the funniest Simpsons was last year. You may have laughed, but it wasn't in the same league...

 

[Coolone]

"Oops I crapped my pants!"

 

[Rigomortis]

Man there is such a difference in style from the old days. I did like Chevy falling off the ladder. Steve Martin's bits. Chris Farley freakin hit it and the chip and dale dancer skit hurt I laughed so hard. I know I can't go a month without using "in a van down by the river" line.

cowbell - > Cowbell Here MP3

 

[ryzmah]

First Citiwide Change Bank

"All the time, our customers ask us, 'How do you make money doing this?' The answer is simple: Volume."

The Amazin' Lazer - available at Walgreens

and of course Happy Fun Ball.

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[50]

I love all the Mr.Peepers skits

 

[Gaard]

Anyone remember the one where Akroyd plays the refrigerator repairman who comes over to fix the fridge?

Edit: I loved the Star Wars/Jaws audition with Spacey also.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Goatboy is the funniest SNL skit ever?

Saying a skit from the last 10 years is the funniest ever is like saying the funniest Simpsons was last year. You may have laughed, but it wasn't in the same league...

I've watched a lot of the old ones, and I really don't find them funny at all. The humor has become a lot more sexual over the years, but I'd say my favorite years would be the Chris Farley/David Spade/Adam Sandler/etc years.

Best Sketch Ever: Van down by the river
Best Weekend Update: Norm MacDonald
Worst Sketch Ever: Tie between those obnoxious cheerleaders and Mango

 

[GagHalfrunt]

My Top 5 in no particular order:

The Bad News Bees - "Coach is buzzing off!!"

Richard Pryor/Chevy Chase job interview - "Dead beloved patriot!!"

Samurai Hotel - "Your Mamasan!!"

Fred Garvin: Male Prostitute - "I have a work order here which specifies that I am to roger you roundly till 6:15 tomorrow morning."

Josh Ramsey: V.D. Caseworker - "Boy, my ***** sure hurts when I urinate."

 

[MrDingleDangle]

Chris Farley- Remember that time you were in the beatles?
Paul McCartney- Yeah.
Chris Farley- That was AWESOME!
Paul McCartney- yeah it was.
Chris Farley- THAT WAS STUPID...Im so bad at this!

 

[SlipperyDog]

jarret's room with GOBI

 

[Guybrush]

Porn Star Dinner. ok maybe not the funniest, but the first one to make me laugh in a long time:

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01bporn.phtml

Wish i could find the video somewhere

 

[Regs]

You will be living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

 

[Relayer]

My Company's Computer Guy

 

[tboo]

I like the "How Much You Bench?" skit with Emilio Estevez.

 

[Desslok]

The Sarcastic Clapping Family of South Hampton

The Ambigously Gay Duo(Not really a SNL skit but still damn funny)

Land Shark

 

[jurzdevil]

just thought of a great one.

dana carvey as massive headwound harry and he lies on the couch and a dog starts to eat the makeup on his head!!!!

 

[Rudee]

Originally posted by: Guybrush
Porn Star Dinner. ok maybe not the funniest, but the first one to make me laugh in a long time:

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01bporn.phtml

Wish i could find the video somewhere

From that sketch:


Josh: Let me understand you here, okay? You're still making films where you have sex with actors?

Sara: Oh, honey, they're not actors. They couldn't act their way out of a paper bag! They're just, like, hustlers and transients with huge dongs, it's not a big deal.