Best SNL Skit Ever

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    That whole episode was brilliant, but that sketch in particular stands out.


    Interviewer: "Dog".

    Mr. Wilson: "Tree".

    Interviewer: "Fast".

    Mr. Wilson: "Slow".

    Interviewer: "Rain".

    Mr. Wilson: "Snow".

    Interviewer: "White".

    Mr. Wilson: "Black".

    Interviewer: "Bean".

    Mr. Wilson: "Pod".

    Interviewer: [ casually ] "Negro".

    Mr. Wilson: "Whitey".

    Interviewer: "Tarbaby".

    Mr. Wilson: [ silent, sure he didn't hear what he thinks he heard ] What'd you say?

    Interviewer: [ repeating ] "Tarbaby".

    Mr. Wilson: "Ofay".

    Interviewer: "Colored".

    Mr. Wilson: "Redneck".

    Interviewer: "Junglebunny".

    Mr. Wilson: [ starting to get angry ] "Peckerwood!"

    Interviewer: "Burrhead".

    Mr. Wilson: [ defensive ] "Cracker!"

    Interviewer: [ aggressive ] "Spearchucker".

    Mr. Wilson: "White trash!"

    Interviewer: "Jungle Bunny!"

    Mr. Wilson: [ upset ] "Honky!"

    Interviewer: "Spade!

    Mr. Wilson: [ really upset ] "Honky Honky!"

    Interviewer: [ relentless ] "N***er!"

    Mr. Wilson: [ immediate ] "Dead honky!" [ face starts to flinch ]

    Interviewer: [ quickly wraps the interview up ] Okay, Mr. Wilson, I think you're qualified for this job. How about a starting salary of $5,000?

    Mr. Wilson: Your momma!

    Interviewer: [ fumbling ] Uh.. $7,500 a year?

    Mr. Wilson: Your grandmomma!

    Interviewer: [ desperate ] $15,000, Mr. Wilson. You'll be the highest paid janitor in America. Just, don't.. don't hurt me, please..

    Mr. Wilson: Okay.

    Interviewer: [ relieved ] Okay.

    Mr. Wilson: You want me to start now?

    Interviewer: Oh, no, no.. that's alright. I'll clean all this up. Take a couple of weeks off, you look tired.


    I also liked the Bad News Bees
     
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    Happy Fun Ball!
     
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    Super Fire Hot Wings (wish I could find a clip of this)
     
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    Chris Farley + Patrick Swayze - Chippendales Auditions :laugh:

    The one overly affectionate italian waiters episode where Sandler throws a lady on the table, spreads her legs high and starts to grind her - I hear that one was supposed to be edited, but it was down to the wire, so Sandler didn't know the censors killed it and went ahead and did it. :eek:

    Matt Foley is great

    The All-Drugs Olympics gives me a chuckle

    Ride the Snake!

    Colonel Angus
     
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    Oh yeah - Corey Hart.

    "What happened to you?"
    "I wore my sunglasses at night and got into a car accident."

    :D
     
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    Blue Oyster Cult - Behind The Music
    Lindsey Lohan in Harry Potter
    I don't use "soap" and shower "regularly"... what was that char that Farley played? He started flying off the news desk from doing the finger quotes. Good stuff.



    I love that one. Martin short was so fcking retarded in it. I love the pointing part.
     
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    Heh - Bennett Brauer was his name. Text
     
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    "Jane you ignorant slut"
     
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    Colonel Angus
    Buckwheat Shot (and Buckwheat Dead). The genius behind this skit was that it was ran like a news program interrupting SNL every 10 minutes or so with updates. The funniest part was everytime they replayed the clip of him getting shot, the number of gunshots was different. Oh, and for you youngsters, Eddie Murphy played Buckwheat, the underrated Joe Piscopo played Ted Koppel.
     
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    Canteen Boy! Nothing funnier than a pedophile scoutmaster!
     
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    CPA reminded me of another one - Buckwheat Sings, with Eddie Murphy. :laugh:

    :music: Unce.. tice.. fee times a lady. :music:
     
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    Pete's Schweaty Balls beats all of those hands down. Schmidt's Gay Beer was probably the next funniest.
     
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    lol, there was never a bad Buckwheat skit.
     
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    Of recent years, the "Cork Soakers" made me laugh out loud.
     
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    Word Up!!!!
     
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    The "how much you bench?" skit
     
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    Van down by the river, with David Spade, Chris Farley, Christina Applegate.
     
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    Tracy Morgan & Britney Spears - Tracy is "Woodrow" and he sings to her in a sewer.....

    "Little TV sets, goin' off inside my ear
    Spaceman floating by
    Firecracker beer
    Chased a demon's lightning
    Music hits your eye
    Up and down the sidewalk
    Take a Doo Doo Pie
    I Love You"


    I also enjoyed all the skits with Fallon doing the boston teens stuff....."NOMAR"

    As mentioned above....Sean William Scott/Will Ferrell in the USA undies
    "If you haven't seen a bulge at this point of your life, I feel sorry for you"

    Celeb Jeopardy was great....."I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier."

    Debbie Downer w/ Lindsay Lohan.....that skit always cracks me up

    And my last mention was the one where Ferrell works in a GAP like store and whips out a tiny cell phone....cant remember it but was classic