Best sig files ever?

[XZeroII]

I like you like I like Chocolate Easter Bunnies.
I want to bite your head off.

 

[Nemesis77]

I like to change my sig every now and then, but here are some of the better ones I have used:

"When you find yourself in the company of a halfling and an ill-tempered Dragon,
remember, you do not have to outrun the Dragon...
...you just have to outrun the halfling."

"Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat"
-Instructions on a package of muffin at 7-11-

Damn, that's all the sigs I can remember :Q

 

[Rainsford]

Originally posted by: wizardLRU
I saw this one on usenet once.

Internet chatrooms - where the men are men, the women are also men,
and the children are police.

Me and roomates thought this was great. Especially since our college's basketball coach has been charged with trying to get a minor to have sex with him on the internet (or something along those lines).

 

[Spyro]

Originally posted by: XZeroII
I like you like I like Chocolate Easter Bunnies.
I want to bite your head off.

ROTFL

 

[Mallow]

AMDMAN1.2ghz has a damn colored box in his sig, it's pretty cool but you can't do that stuff anymore :/

 

[Jzero]

I knew one dude who but some dirty code in his .plan file that killed your telnet session if you fingered him. hehe

 

[GroundedSailor]

Originally posted by: rh71
Who has the one about: "Never argue with idiots. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

I love it.

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[SWScorch]

I must say mine is by far the best sig on this forum

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: SWScorch
I must say mine is by far the best sig on this forum

Every so often I try to masturbate a large word into my conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means.

How's that working out for you?

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Originally posted by: SWScorch
I must say mine is by far the best sig on this forum

Every so often I try to masturbate a large word into my conversation, even if I'm not sure what it means.

How's that working out for you?

It makes his keyboard manfulctioooooooonnnnn.. aaaahhhhh..

 

[LordRaiden]

There is one out there I saw somewhere at one time that sounds weird, but if you think about it, it's rather funny. I'll see if I can remember the quote correctly.

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!"

 

[Haircut]

From my email sig

He who laughs last thinks slowest

 

[bleuiko]

Originally posted by: Haircut
From my email sig

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Reminds me of a similar one I've heard:

"He who laughs last has a 56K modem"

 

[Evadman]

Here are some of the many things I have had in my sig over the years:

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I think it's rather demeaning. Who wants to think of himself or herself as a clown. And it would be cojmpletely inappropriate for me.
-- Moonbeam

You just made me picture a horse's penis. You a baaad baaaad man.
--aphex

Evadman has explained our reasoning.
AnandTech Moderator

Tip of the day: Your daily fudgesicles intake should be less than 7

Your suggestion has been considered and rejected.
AnandTech Moderator

only 100 % all Amercan beef slides past these lips.
-- Baffled2 (Geekbabe)

/me smears ice cream all over his body
LICK ME!!!!
--frizzlefry

You sir are a hippocrite, and your english is no better then a 1st grader.
--RobCur

Heed Evadman's warning!
--ohtwell

dude... I just tried saying "okay, ma'am, go ahead and open up your browser to see if you can browse" and I ended up saying "okay, ma'am, go ahead and open up your *looking through this thread* bra to see if you can - uh... I'm terribly sorry I meant open up your browser to see if..."
--FFMCobalt

COME ON GUYS, STOP EVADING ME!!!
--BingBongWongFooey

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

And the one I had, and will reinstall in a bit:

Cows do not belong in dairy farmers' pens. They belong out in the wilderness, where they may run free with the wolves and bears.

 

[tk149]

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[yoda291]

I like mine

if sex were illegal, they'd have taken me in long ago for conspiracy.

 

[RossMAN]

Wduaqnug's naturally makes no sense (for normal speaking English folk) but it's still hilarious

Are you in NYC area? need best prices on auto parts
(718) 336-6200, 325 Avenue Y, Brooklyn, NY 11223

Trust me when I needed to change starter, I was getting crazy prices everywhere including big stores such Autozone and small auto parts store.

Geekbabe is trying so hard its even funny

 

[KingNothing]

My favorite is the one that goes like this (if anyone can post the "correct" version I'd be much obliged):

Summary of Spiderman movie:

Peter: I'm such a nerd
Peter: blaaaaarrrrrgggghhh [spider bites Peter]
Peter: Wow, this rocks.
Green Goblin [dies]: blaaaaaaarrrrggghhh
Peter: That sucked, but I rock
Mary Jane: Do me, you stud
Peter: No
Audience: DO HER!!!
Peter: No

 

[conjur]

"I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is getting better."

[Shania Twain] "is on the short list of people I'd do in front of my wife and her lawyer" (or something like that...heh heh)

 

[Anubis]

I Like Mine

 

[KingNothing]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1
I Like Mine

It's funny up until you think about weighted averages.

 

[BennyD]

mine, fast show