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Best sig files ever?

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LordRaiden

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What are some of the best signatures you've ever seen used on emails, messages, or in other locations? Here are a few of my favorites:

~Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art CRUNCHY and taste
good with KETCHUP!

*I refuse to fight a battle of wits with an unarmed person*

Plus I have two other favorites in my sig. 😀

Post your favorites!
 
Not anything I've seen elsewhere, but something I say, along the lines of your sig.


Duct tape is like The Force. It has a Light side and a Dark side, and holds the Universe together


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Duct tape is like The Force. It has a Light side and a Dark side, and holds the Universe together



LOL That Really is true
 
Who has the one about: "Never argue with idiots. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

I love it.
 
One of the ones I love that's from a long time ago is:

"If stupidity is bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world!" 😀
 
I personally like mine..

"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying, "That was freaking awesome!"
 
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
I personally like mine..

"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying, "That was freaking awesome!"
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Ya know, strangly enough, I can relate to that. 😀

 
Originally posted by: rh71
Who has the one about: "Never argue with idiots. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

I love it.
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Yup, I like this one and "If I can't dazzle you with brilliance, I'll baffle you with bullsh*t."

 
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."

😀
 
This is on my e-mail sig

e l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention
n e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do?
e l i t e m r p: converts piss into drinking water
e l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky
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Some of these are pretty good, especially the good friend in jail one, but I like mine for its simplicity and applicability to ATOT. 😀
 
Originally posted by: LinuxIdiot
This is on my e-mail sig

e l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention
n e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do?
e l i t e m r p: converts piss into drinking water
e l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky
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hahah nice!
 
Originally posted by: hevnsnt
I personally like mine..

"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying, "That was freaking awesome!"
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A variation ends like this: ... but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying, "She didn't look like no Cop, did she?" 😀


I like the one in my sig: Dilbert Sales Training: A good sale is like a good wedgie, your victim shouldn't see it coming.
 
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