Best sig files ever?

[LordRaiden]

What are some of the best signatures you've ever seen used on emails, messages, or in other locations? Here are a few of my favorites:

~Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for thou art CRUNCHY and taste
good with KETCHUP!

*I refuse to fight a battle of wits with an unarmed person*

Plus I have two other favorites in my sig.

Post your favorites!

 

[Confused]

Not anything I've seen elsewhere, but something I say, along the lines of your sig.


Duct tape is like The Force. It has a Light side and a Dark side, and holds the Universe together


Confused

 

[NightTrain]

"More hay Trigger? No thanks Roy I'm stuffed."

"Bother said Pooh as he poured Zyklon-B into the ventilator."

 

[dman]

umop ap!sdn w,I 'aw dlaH

 

[Warthog912]

Duct tape is like The Force. It has a Light side and a Dark side, and holds the Universe together



LOL That Really is true

 

[radioouman]

I AM CANADIAN

N1SS4N 43VA

 

[rh71]

Who has the one about: "Never argue with idiots. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

I love it.

 

[LordRaiden]

One of the ones I love that's from a long time ago is:

"If stupidity is bliss, you must be the happiest person in the world!"

 

[hevnsnt]

I personally like mine..

"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying, "That was freaking awesome!"

 

[LordRaiden]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
I personally like mine..

"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying, "That was freaking awesome!"

Ya know, strangly enough, I can relate to that.

 

[phaserx]

The quote in my sig is my favorite..

 

[hevnsnt]

lol

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: radioouman
I AM CANADIAN

N1SS4N 43VA

Are you a Skoorb fan boi?

 

[brentman]

"All your base are no longer belong to us. Please return to your base. Your base suck."

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: rh71
Who has the one about: "Never argue with idiots. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."

I love it.

Yup, I like this one and "If I can't dazzle you with brilliance, I'll baffle you with bullsh*t."

 

[DaveJ]

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."

 

[ElFenix]

off topic is suck, so suck it!

 

[LinuxIdiot]

This is on my e-mail sig

e l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention
n e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do?
e l i t e m r p: converts piss into drinking water
e l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky

 

[KingNothing]

Some of these are pretty good, especially the good friend in jail one, but I like mine for its simplicity and applicability to ATOT.

 

[phaserx]

Originally posted by: LinuxIdiot
This is on my e-mail sig

e l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention
n e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do?
e l i t e m r p: converts piss into drinking water
e l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky

hahah nice!

 

[UglyCasanova]

Mine

 

[Spyro]

I saw this one on usenet once.

Internet chatrooms - where the men are men, the women are also men,
and the children are police.

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: phaserx
The quote in my sig is my favorite..

LOL

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt
I personally like mine..

"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying, "That was freaking awesome!"

A variation ends like this: ... but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying, "She didn't look like no Cop, did she?"


I like the one in my sig: Dilbert Sales Training: A good sale is like a good wedgie, your victim shouldn't see it coming.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Mine. And Ctho9305's surrounded line.