Best poem of all time

[Wadded Beef]

I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur,
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are.

Take this cool dark steeled blade,
Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
I?d drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven.

Fin

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Wadded Beef
I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur,
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are.

Take this cool dark steeled blade,
Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
I?d drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven.

Fin

:Q

 

[JonnyStarks]

Kind of looses some of its elegance when he uses the word cock.
I'd've gone with love pump.

 

[MeanMeosh]

Originally posted by: Wadded Beef
I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur,
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are.

Take this cool dark steeled blade,
Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
I?d drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven.

Fin

that's like, hardcore, man...

 

[NathanBWF]

*Golf clap*

 

[xSauronx]

meh

 

[jEct2]

Originally posted by: JonnyStarks
Kind of looses some of its elegance when he uses the word cock.
I'd've gone with love pump.

HAHAHAHA, yea I agree

 

[Whitecloak]

sure beats "Daffodils"

 

[meltdown75]

no posts for you!

 

[Wadded Beef]

bump.

 

[icejunkie]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Wadded Beef
I froze your tears and made a dagger,
and stabbed it in my cock forever.
It stays there like Excalibur,
Are you my Arthur?
Say you are.

Take this cool dark steeled blade,
Steal it, sheath it, in your lake.
I?d drown with you to be together.
Must you breathe? Cos I need Heaven.

Fin

:Q

 

[z0mb13]

cliff notes: I want to screw you badly

 

[Iron Woode]

Here's to the hole that never heals.
The more you rub it, the better it feels.
All the soap this side of hell,
Won't wash away that fishy smell.
Women, song, wine and vice.
Syphilis, blue balls, crabs and lice.
We've had them all, by Jesus Christ.

Gentlemen, the Queen.

 

[Wadded Beef]

bump

 

[aplefka]

Not bad, but not worthy of a bump. :/

 

[bobbybe01]

Just another reason to Just Say No, kids...

 

[Wadded Beef]

bump

 

[Wadded Beef]

wonder if they'll have this in the american version, they'll have to clean it up sadly...i hope the american version encourages people to see the original...

 

[DotheDamnTHing]

:thumbsdown:

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: JonnyStarks
Kind of looses some of its elegance when he uses the word cock.
I'd've gone with love pump.

:thumbsup:

 

[Wadded Beef]

bump

 

[Bv3]

Originally posted by: Wadded Beef
bump

I remember how moved I was after I read this when you first posted it. This is the kind of poem that stick with your soul. It deserves a bump every couple of months.

 

[Crusty]

The best poem ever is "The Wasteland" by TS Eliot

 

[datalink7]

All the birds have flown up and gone;
A lonely cloud floats leisurely by.
We never tire of looking at each other -
Only the mountain and I.

The birds have vanished down the sky.
Now the last cloud drains away.
We sit together, the mountain and me,
until only the mountain remains.