best place to pack condoms?

[toph99]

ok, i know this is a bit of an odd question, but i am in a bit of a predicament. I am leaving tomorrow to go on a cruise, and want to bring a few, just incase. Better safe than sorry, right? Well i have some, i just don't know where to pack them. The problem being that my mother is VERY religious and would kill me if she found them. I would pack them in my toiletry kit, but the only place i could put them would bein the tiny side pocket, and you can see the outline very easily that way. Does anyone have any suggestions about what i could put them in to look less conspicuous?


also, I have a little SwissCard which i carry in my wallet. It has tiny scissors, toothpick, tweesers and such, along with a tiny knife with a <1&quot; blade. Last time i went traveling(last summer to miami) they either didn't see it when I put my wallet through the scanner, or didn't care(i had to put it through because it would have beeped me when i went through the metal detector) does anyone know if it would be ok to bring it with me? i would leave it home but i like having it, you never know when you'll need it(it's very well used ) Any travelling veterans know the minimum size of what you could consider to be a knife to carry on a plane?

thanks a bunch

 

[luv2chill]

Hide your condoms in your socks...

They would have to be nuts to consider a SwissTool a weapon. I would just be cool about it. Put it in your bag instead of your wallet and then put it back in your wallet when you get to your room.

Enjoy your cruise, you lucky bastard. Where are you going?

l2c

 

[BoberFett]

I think if you're going on a cruise with your mom, you have bigger problems than where to hide your rubbers. You should be more concerned about her walking into the cabin while you're doing the horizontal mambo.

 

[Viper GTS]

Get one of those plastic soap containers, put your soap in a ziploc bag, &amp; put the condoms under it.

Viper GTS

 

[toph99]

Itinerary

Bober, there's no way in hell i'd do that in out cabin

thanks for the idea Viper i'll see if that will work

 

[Electric Amish]

You probably won't have a problem with the Swiss Tool.

My friend got stopped for carrying a leatherman, tho. They wouldn't let him on with it. He got so pissed off that he just took it off and threw it in the trash.

amish

 

[ratkil]

airport security can be very finicky. Best bet is not to take anything with you that resembles a blade that you don't want to lose. We lose boxcutters all the time when we go through, real pain in the ass, but then again I like not being hijacked or blowing up, so I tend to cut them some slack

 

[toph99]

i'm thinking i'll take the blade out and wrap it in some tissue, and just stuff it deep in my bag

 

[Namuna]

In the airports I've been through, the rule is no blades longer than 4&quot; allowed.

Therefore, your less than &quot;1 tool is no problem.

 

[toph99]

ack
thought i hit update, not reply

 

[poop]

Whatever you do, do not put condoms in your pocket. Heat makes the latex break down faster.

 

[glen]

1. Unroll as many as you think you will need onto a cucumber.
2. Cover the cucumber with aluminium foil.
3. Put it in your pants.
4. Walk through the metal detector.

 

[Viper GTS]

BTW, how old are you?

Viper GTS

 

[kranky]

<< Therefore, your less than &quot;1 tool is no problem. >>

Um, I think he was talking about the knife.

 

[Jmman]

You are going on a cruise with your Mom and you think you will need some condoms......I think you will need luck more than anything else........did you ever think about buying them on board?....most cruise ships have drug stores and the like......

 

[Zorro]

You mean to tell me you do not know where to PACK the condom :Q

 

[GL]

Just buy them when you're on the ship.

-GL

 

[toph99]

if i buy them on ship, it is charged to the room(they don't take cash) which means it shows up on the bill at the end of the week, under my name. not a good thing

viper, i'm 16 tomorrow

Jmman, i am not looking to get any, so luck has nothing to do with it just, if i happen to meet someone, i'd rather not be kicking myself for not taking any

 

[poop]

Agh, 15? I figured you were at least 17-18.

Don't take any. I mean, I am only 21, but jeez. You youngsters ever hear about babies, aids, or love?

 

[glen]

<< rather not be kicking myself for not taking any >>



I think you will be doing something else to yourself if you don't bring any.

 

[Viper GTS]

16 tomorrow, &amp; you're taking condoms on a cruise ship? Please excuse me while I go remove my previous advice...



Viper GTS

 

[toph99]

<< ever hear about babies, aids, or love >>



babies/aids = why i'm bringing them
and love, well thats a long story, but yeah, had that, and then my heart ripped out and stepped on numerous times

and like i said, this is just better safe than sorry chances are nil to nothing that anything will happen anyways.

 

[Zapster]

Just use the 'poor mans' condom. Saran wrap and a rubber band.

 

[hpkeeper]

<< The problem being that my mother is VERY religious and would have my head if she found them. >>



Inbreeder.

 

[toph99]

<< Inbreeder. >>



i shudder at the though :disgust:
there, i changed the wording around, happy?