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Best Pizza Story EVER

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Now I got the best pizza story ever-

last night a girl and i ordered a pizza...we were gonna split the cost, she paid with a 20 and got change, my wallet was in my room and we were in the middle of a movie so i told her i would pay her before she left...we ate the free sominos cinna stix which are better then the pizza...then ate the pizza...after the movie she left and i had forgotten to get her money for my half and since it was at my place i still have left over pizza

 


<< Man I hope you die. >>



I can personally guaruntee you that he will. After all, we all do 😉 I just dont gaurantee when he'll die, or that it will be unnaturally caused.
 
Dude, that was jacked. It most likely wasn't his fault. Never mess with a pizza delivery guy, cook, or waiter/waitress at a restaurant. You're a jerk, you're gonna get crap in your food. I work in what my boss calls the "service industry." If someone is a jerk to me, I purposefully give them the wrong size rental ice skates. If they ask for a womens 9, I will give them one nine and a nine and a half, one mens, one womens, two left feet, and missing some loops or shoelaces that are too short.
 
ummm that was pretty stupid, not to mention immature. glad you're proud of yourself cuz everyone else thinks you're a jackass.

ever heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face? you just paid for 3 pizzas because they screwed up on an order, genius.
 
You should have just ordered like a very special pizza, like with a ton of toppings and just racked up the bill. Except, have your friend call and stuff, don't leave your real number or name. Then, when they come, say, "I didn't order any pizzas. Bye."

But yeah, why I could understand if you didn't eat any of the pizza or something. Then you would have a situation, but you can't eat all of the pizza and then expect a new one, how do they know you're not lying. You should always check the pizza before you give them the money.
-- mrcodedude
 
Bad karma dude, it will come back and get you.

Miss Cleo voice, In your next life you come back as a pizza delivery guy and get stiffed by a__holes.
 


<< k >>


I used to work at pizza slut, things like this piss me off.

Oh, and if you dont know, you dont want to know the things we did to pizzas off of customers we didnt like 😀
 
Dude, a littl epiece of advice I can give you.
Do NOT order from gumbys again, I guarantee you'll get more than you asked for on the next pizza you get from them
 
Sounds to me like you just made an a$$hole out of yourself and ended up paying for 3 pies and got 1 to eat. Now call me silly, but I think the pizza place won!
 
haha. come on. its funny. My little brother and his friends dress up in odd clothes and answer the door just to mess with teh pizza guy. They chase the chinese delivery guy around. Im afraid to order from any of those places now.. I guess it comes with the job..
 


<< haha. come on. its funny. My little brother and his friends dress up in odd clothes and answer the door just to mess with teh pizza guy. They chase the chinese delivery guy around. Im afraid to order from any of those places now.. I guess it comes with the job.. >>



Messing with the pizza guy is fine. When you cost him money and give him crap for something he did not cause you are an a-hole.
 


<< haha. come on. its funny. My little brother and his friends dress up in odd clothes and answer the door just to mess with teh pizza guy. They chase the chinese delivery guy around. Im afraid to order from any of those places now.. I guess it comes with the job.. >>



hahahhaa wish i was there to see it
 
I think the best pizza story ever is the one involving the 60-year-old guy

And yeah, don't shoot the messenger...go there and throw pizza sauce all over the manager and see how *he* likes it but don't f*ck w/someone making 6 bucks an hour
 


<< Hopefully that'll be the last time that pizza place tries to screw us over! >>

Hehe, yeah right... "baco-double pizza order, it's for the pizza stomper guy"
 


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<< Hopefully that'll be the last time that pizza place tries to screw us over! >>

Hehe, yeah right... "baco-double pizza order, it's for the pizza stomper guy" >>



Pizza punk!

I thought he was going to say that he answered the door naked so that he could show the delivery guy what pepperoni really looks like.
 
Yeah you sure are hard. You got them rascasly pizza boys for the last time.
Not only did you eat a pizza that wasn't what you ordered you wasted another 20+ bucks crushing pizzas.
What college are you attending again?
 
The guy says it comes out of his own pocket and he just wants me to pay for it. Since the cops were there I say Ok fine, and I pay for it and take my crushed pizzas. I think I made my point anyway The guy got delayed like an hour and all the other pizzas were ruined.


it doesnt sound like you made any point, you paid for 2 pizzas worth, and you only got/ate 1, the one that you didnt even order!
 


<< Gawd damn whats with you potheads?


Ahh yes I remember why I moved off-campus. >>




Hmm.. If he was a pothead, he wouldn't have done that. Maybe eaten the first pizza, but not gone through all that other stuff, like jumping on the new pizzas.. lol.


 
Go suck a fat one d00d. I had to work that kinda job and it's not the drivers fault assh0le. It's the managers. Also, in order to exchange the wrong pizza, you need to give the WHOLE FVCKING THING back to the driver who brings you your right order.

So by you acting like a jerk, you proved nothing, except for the fact that your a spoiled punk, you've never worked a "starter job", and that you have no common sense nor respect for people.

Go sit on a baseball bat and rotate i love you. You wanted to act like a jerk you deserve whatever you get. :|
 
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