Best "Personal Lubricant"?

[WildHorse]

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[HAL9000]

By the time your tongue is so worn out it's almost muscle-cramping, there's no need for any fake lube.

Let's hope she is neatly groomed, not wookie-furry.

If she drinks wine or other alcohol prior, can contribute to dryness.

Probably some meds do that too.

Mainly, natural lubrication results automatically when YOU turn her on, so it's an indicator of readiness, which also is an indicator of your success in releasing the genie cooped up in a bottle.


"Thruster" is a surfboard having 3 fins, or what else? duhhhhhhhhhh

Doesn't work for bum love.

 

[DangerAardvark]

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It's far too late for that.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

I prefer Astroglide. KY sucks and is overpriced.

The KY Intense or Yours & Mine crap are all ripoff. Like $20 or something? Not even funny because we had one of those and the bottle spilled all over the bed one night while we were asleep. What a waste.

The regular KY works just fine. It's like $6 or something.

 

[nageov3t]

I completely agree, you can get silicone lube off pretty easily though with water.

what about off sheets and junk, though?

(or, you know, carpets and tablecloths )

 

[HAL9000]

what about off sheets and junk, though?

(or, you know, carpets and tablecloths )

Just mop the kitchen floor. Problem solved

 

[nonameo]

acetone and ATF. Smells great

 

[BoomerD]

WD-40

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[Joseph F]

^ Congratulations! You've won the thread!

 

[x26]

"Crisco"...

 

[alkemyst]

FYI, water-based lubricants are the only kind that will not damage condoms.

He'd need a girlfriend first to start worrying about condoms...he's just looking to ease his self-luvin

 

[Rhoxed]

WD-40

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came here to post this

 

[Kirby]

The KY Intense or Yours & Mine crap are all ripoff. Like $20 or something? Not even funny because we had one of those and the bottle spilled all over the bed one night while we were asleep. What a waste.

The regular KY works just fine. It's like $6 or something.

We've got a bottle of the warming KY and have been using a ton of it every time just to get rid of it.

 

[alkemyst]

came here to post this

wow...with only about a post a week that's a pretty major blow.

So, how has WD-40 changed your life?

 

[alkemyst]

The KY Intense or Yours & Mine crap are all ripoff. Like $20 or something? Not even funny because we had one of those and the bottle spilled all over the bed one night while we were asleep. What a waste.

The regular KY works just fine. It's like $6 or something.

So the bottle just got bored while the two of you nodded off and decided to assplode?

 

[Locut0s]

TMI in this thread D:

 

[sdifox]

Candle Wax. Don't get it on your bedsheets though.

 

[shortylickens]

FYI, water-based lubricants are the only kind that will not damage condoms.

You can use silicon lube with polyprophelene (Trojan Supra).

Also, dont spend so much on KY, shit is overpriced. Get generic from Walgreens, like 1/3 the price.

 

[sdifox]

Remember op, just because it's silicone, doesn't mean this should be used as personal lube.

http://www.caulkyourhome.com/ge-silicone-II-paintable-silicone.php

 

[dank69]

.... Get generic from Walgreens, like 1/3 the price.

Just don't come crying to us when your cock bursts into flames.

 

[Raizinman]

Mobil 1 (High Mileage Stuff) if you are old.

 

[alien42]

Pjur

 

[Saint Nick]

Really KY is my favorite.

 

[Regs]

This is why you should not use your own personal picture as avatar.

 

[mizzou]

Seafoam it out first before using clean lubricant