Best online debate quick comebacks

[PrinceofWands]

Anyone seen any good quick comebacks? I'll start:

I post on a group where one guy is currently dating a prostitute. I got into a big argument with some people and the guy posts in my defense/support. A neocon fundie posts; "Oh yeah why should we listen to you, you have a call girl for a "girl friend". 6 seconds later my post appears below hers; "Ummm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please."

 

[TallBill]

Ok, good example of not the best online debate quick comebacks.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Ok, good example of not the best online debate quick comebacks.

I have an odd sense of humor. But the point wasn't to blow my own horn, but to get other posts to amuse me.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Anyone seen any good quick comebacks? I'll start:

I post on a group where one guy is currently dating a prostitute. I got into a big argument with some people and the guy posts in my defense/support. A neocon fundie posts; "Oh yeah why should we listen to you, you have a call girl for a "girl friend". 6 seconds later my post appears below hers; "Ummm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please."

Please explain to me how "Umm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please" qualifies as a comeback?

(not to mention that is wrong on so many levels)

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: TallBill
Ok, good example of not the best online debate quick comebacks.

I have an odd sense of humor. But the point wasn't to blow my own horn, but to get other posts to amuse me.

What you do with your horn on your own time is personal business.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: TallBill
Ok, good example of not the best online debate quick comebacks.

I have an odd sense of humor. But the point wasn't to blow my own horn, but to get other posts to amuse me.

What you do with your horn on your own time is personal business.

Perhaps I failed to explain the basics of the concept here...

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Anyone seen any good quick comebacks? I'll start:

I post on a group where one guy is currently dating a prostitute. I got into a big argument with some people and the guy posts in my defense/support. A neocon fundie posts; "Oh yeah why should we listen to you, you have a call girl for a "girl friend". 6 seconds later my post appears below hers; "Ummm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please."

Please explain to me how "Umm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please" qualifies as a comeback?

(not to mention that is wrong on so many levels)

Oh come on...a Christian (who is supposed to listen to what christ says), wanting to know why she should listen to a guy based on the fact that he does something that christ did too. As long as you're not insulted at a religious level, there's humor there. That is, if you find ironic hypocrisy amusing...which I very much do.

Not wrong at all if you believe they were more than friends, which a large number of people do. Very wrong if you're a strict king james interpretationist.

Like I said, we have an odd sense of humor there.

 

[SynthDude2001]

This thread seems to have failed quite quickly.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Anyone seen any good quick comebacks? I'll start:

I post on a group where one guy is currently dating a prostitute. I got into a big argument with some people and the guy posts in my defense/support. A neocon fundie posts; "Oh yeah why should we listen to you, you have a call girl for a "girl friend". 6 seconds later my post appears below hers; "Ummm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please."

Please explain to me how "Umm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please" qualifies as a comeback?

(not to mention that is wrong on so many levels)

Oh come on...a Christian (who is supposed to listen to what christ says), wanting to know why she should listen to a guy based on the fact that he does something that christ did too. As long as you're not insulted at a religious level, there's humor there. That is, if you find ironic hypocrisy amusing...which I very much do.

Not wrong at all if you believe they were more than friends, which a large number of people do. Very wrong if you're a strict king james interpretationist.

Like I said, we have an odd sense of humor there.

That's the problem. It IS insulting at a religious level. And please be careful what you call facts. There is no way in hell Jesus Christ went to "call girls".

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Anyone seen any good quick comebacks? I'll start:

I post on a group where one guy is currently dating a prostitute. I got into a big argument with some people and the guy posts in my defense/support. A neocon fundie posts; "Oh yeah why should we listen to you, you have a call girl for a "girl friend". 6 seconds later my post appears below hers; "Ummm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please."

Please explain to me how "Umm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please" qualifies as a comeback?

(not to mention that is wrong on so many levels)

Oh come on...a Christian (who is supposed to listen to what christ says), wanting to know why she should listen to a guy based on the fact that he does something that christ did too. As long as you're not insulted at a religious level, there's humor there. That is, if you find ironic hypocrisy amusing...which I very much do.

Not wrong at all if you believe they were more than friends, which a large number of people do. Very wrong if you're a strict king james interpretationist.

Like I said, we have an odd sense of humor there.

When you have to explain a joke to that extent, it's not funny.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Anyone seen any good quick comebacks? I'll start:

I post on a group where one guy is currently dating a prostitute. I got into a big argument with some people and the guy posts in my defense/support. A neocon fundie posts; "Oh yeah why should we listen to you, you have a call girl for a "girl friend". 6 seconds later my post appears below hers; "Ummm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please."

Please explain to me how "Umm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please" qualifies as a comeback?

(not to mention that is wrong on so many levels)

Oh come on...a Christian (who is supposed to listen to what christ says), wanting to know why she should listen to a guy based on the fact that he does something that christ did too. As long as you're not insulted at a religious level, there's humor there. That is, if you find ironic hypocrisy amusing...which I very much do.

Not wrong at all if you believe they were more than friends, which a large number of people do. Very wrong if you're a strict king james interpretationist.

Like I said, we have an odd sense of humor there.

That's the problem. It IS insulting at a religious level. And please be careful what you call facts. There is no way in hell Jesus Christ went to "call girls".

get lost fundie, i have no tolerance for ignorance tonight. BTW, if you can find a single sentence in my post where I called something a fact, I'll refrain from calling you an idiot in a few minutes.

 

[TallBill]

Perhaps I failed to explain the basics of the concept here..

Perhaps society just views you as a failure in general.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Anyone seen any good quick comebacks? I'll start:

I post on a group where one guy is currently dating a prostitute. I got into a big argument with some people and the guy posts in my defense/support. A neocon fundie posts; "Oh yeah why should we listen to you, you have a call girl for a "girl friend". 6 seconds later my post appears below hers; "Ummm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please."

Please explain to me how "Umm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please" qualifies as a comeback?

(not to mention that is wrong on so many levels)

Oh come on...a Christian (who is supposed to listen to what christ says), wanting to know why she should listen to a guy based on the fact that he does something that christ did too. As long as you're not insulted at a religious level, there's humor there. That is, if you find ironic hypocrisy amusing...which I very much do.

Not wrong at all if you believe they were more than friends, which a large number of people do. Very wrong if you're a strict king james interpretationist.

Like I said, we have an odd sense of humor there.

When you have to explain a joke to that extent, it's not funny.

I find his comeback completely retarded.

Next please.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Anyone seen any good quick comebacks? I'll start:

I post on a group where one guy is currently dating a prostitute. I got into a big argument with some people and the guy posts in my defense/support. A neocon fundie posts; "Oh yeah why should we listen to you, you have a call girl for a "girl friend". 6 seconds later my post appears below hers; "Ummm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please."

Please explain to me how "Umm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please" qualifies as a comeback?

(not to mention that is wrong on so many levels)

Oh come on...a Christian (who is supposed to listen to what christ says), wanting to know why she should listen to a guy based on the fact that he does something that christ did too. As long as you're not insulted at a religious level, there's humor there. That is, if you find ironic hypocrisy amusing...which I very much do.

Not wrong at all if you believe they were more than friends, which a large number of people do. Very wrong if you're a strict king james interpretationist.

Like I said, we have an odd sense of humor there.

When you have to explain a joke to that extent, it's not funny.

Not my fault the average person today is largely uneducated in alternative religious/historic viewpoints.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Anyone seen any good quick comebacks? I'll start:

I post on a group where one guy is currently dating a prostitute. I got into a big argument with some people and the guy posts in my defense/support. A neocon fundie posts; "Oh yeah why should we listen to you, you have a call girl for a "girl friend". 6 seconds later my post appears below hers; "Ummm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please."

Please explain to me how "Umm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please" qualifies as a comeback?

(not to mention that is wrong on so many levels)

Oh come on...a Christian (who is supposed to listen to what christ says), wanting to know why she should listen to a guy based on the fact that he does something that christ did too. As long as you're not insulted at a religious level, there's humor there. That is, if you find ironic hypocrisy amusing...which I very much do.

Not wrong at all if you believe they were more than friends, which a large number of people do. Very wrong if you're a strict king james interpretationist.

Like I said, we have an odd sense of humor there.

That's the problem. It IS insulting at a religious level. And please be careful what you call facts. There is no way in hell Jesus Christ went to "call girls".

get lost fundie, i have no tolerance for ignorance tonight. BTW, if you can find a single sentence in my post where I called something a fact, I'll refrain from calling you an idiot in a few minutes.

happy?

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
This thread seems to have failed quite quickly.

Yeah, but it gives me something to do for a short time anyway.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: TallBill

Perhaps I failed to explain the basics of the concept here..

Perhaps society just views you as a failure in general.

That would be about the greatest compliment that a person could receive...given the general state of society.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Anyone seen any good quick comebacks? I'll start:

I post on a group where one guy is currently dating a prostitute. I got into a big argument with some people and the guy posts in my defense/support. A neocon fundie posts; "Oh yeah why should we listen to you, you have a call girl for a "girl friend". 6 seconds later my post appears below hers; "Ummm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please."

Please explain to me how "Umm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please" qualifies as a comeback?

(not to mention that is wrong on so many levels)

Oh come on...a Christian (who is supposed to listen to what christ says), wanting to know why she should listen to a guy based on the fact that he does something that christ did too. As long as you're not insulted at a religious level, there's humor there. That is, if you find ironic hypocrisy amusing...which I very much do.

Not wrong at all if you believe they were more than friends, which a large number of people do. Very wrong if you're a strict king james interpretationist.

Like I said, we have an odd sense of humor there.

When you have to explain a joke to that extent, it's not funny.

Not my fault the average person today is largely uneducated in alternative religious/historic viewpoints.

it's not our fault when you make claims which are downright idiotic.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Anyone seen any good quick comebacks? I'll start:

I post on a group where one guy is currently dating a prostitute. I got into a big argument with some people and the guy posts in my defense/support. A neocon fundie posts; "Oh yeah why should we listen to you, you have a call girl for a "girl friend". 6 seconds later my post appears below hers; "Ummm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please."

Please explain to me how "Umm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please" qualifies as a comeback?

(not to mention that is wrong on so many levels)

Oh come on...a Christian (who is supposed to listen to what christ says), wanting to know why she should listen to a guy based on the fact that he does something that christ did too. As long as you're not insulted at a religious level, there's humor there. That is, if you find ironic hypocrisy amusing...which I very much do.

Not wrong at all if you believe they were more than friends, which a large number of people do. Very wrong if you're a strict king james interpretationist.

Like I said, we have an odd sense of humor there.

That's the problem. It IS insulting at a religious level. And please be careful what you call facts. There is no way in hell Jesus Christ went to "call girls".

get lost fundie, i have no tolerance for ignorance tonight. BTW, if you can find a single sentence in my post where I called something a fact, I'll refrain from calling you an idiot in a few minutes.

happy?

NICE, I actually didn't notice that there. Touche. Ok, you're not an idiot. but you're still a fundie and I'm gonna laugh at you.

<Nelson><Point>HA-HA</Point></Nelson>

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Anyone seen any good quick comebacks? I'll start:

I post on a group where one guy is currently dating a prostitute. I got into a big argument with some people and the guy posts in my defense/support. A neocon fundie posts; "Oh yeah why should we listen to you, you have a call girl for a "girl friend". 6 seconds later my post appears below hers; "Ummm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please."

Please explain to me how "Umm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please" qualifies as a comeback?

(not to mention that is wrong on so many levels)

Oh come on...a Christian (who is supposed to listen to what christ says), wanting to know why she should listen to a guy based on the fact that he does something that christ did too. As long as you're not insulted at a religious level, there's humor there. That is, if you find ironic hypocrisy amusing...which I very much do.

Not wrong at all if you believe they were more than friends, which a large number of people do. Very wrong if you're a strict king james interpretationist.

Like I said, we have an odd sense of humor there.

When you have to explain a joke to that extent, it's not funny.

Not my fault the average person today is largely uneducated in alternative religious/historic viewpoints.

it's not our fault when you make claims which are downright idiotic.

I'll pass your expert opinion along to all the doctorate holders who have researched the issue.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Anyone seen any good quick comebacks? I'll start:

I post on a group where one guy is currently dating a prostitute. I got into a big argument with some people and the guy posts in my defense/support. A neocon fundie posts; "Oh yeah why should we listen to you, you have a call girl for a "girl friend". 6 seconds later my post appears below hers; "Ummm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please."

Please explain to me how "Umm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please" qualifies as a comeback?

(not to mention that is wrong on so many levels)

Oh come on...a Christian (who is supposed to listen to what christ says), wanting to know why she should listen to a guy based on the fact that he does something that christ did too. As long as you're not insulted at a religious level, there's humor there. That is, if you find ironic hypocrisy amusing...which I very much do.

Not wrong at all if you believe they were more than friends, which a large number of people do. Very wrong if you're a strict king james interpretationist.

Like I said, we have an odd sense of humor there.

That's the problem. It IS insulting at a religious level. And please be careful what you call facts. There is no way in hell Jesus Christ went to "call girls".

get lost fundie, i have no tolerance for ignorance tonight. BTW, if you can find a single sentence in my post where I called something a fact, I'll refrain from calling you an idiot in a few minutes.

happy?

NICE, I actually didn't notice that there. Touche. Ok, you're not an idiot. but you're still a fundie and I'm gonna laugh at you.

<Nelson><Point>HA-HA</Point></Nelson>

i don't know or care what a fundie is. However....as shown....your comeback....needs quite a bit of work for it to prove effective.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Anyone seen any good quick comebacks? I'll start:

I post on a group where one guy is currently dating a prostitute. I got into a big argument with some people and the guy posts in my defense/support. A neocon fundie posts; "Oh yeah why should we listen to you, you have a call girl for a "girl friend". 6 seconds later my post appears below hers; "Ummm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please."

Please explain to me how "Umm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please" qualifies as a comeback?

(not to mention that is wrong on so many levels)

Oh come on...a Christian (who is supposed to listen to what christ says), wanting to know why she should listen to a guy based on the fact that he does something that christ did too. As long as you're not insulted at a religious level, there's humor there. That is, if you find ironic hypocrisy amusing...which I very much do.

Not wrong at all if you believe they were more than friends, which a large number of people do. Very wrong if you're a strict king james interpretationist.

Like I said, we have an odd sense of humor there.

When you have to explain a joke to that extent, it's not funny.

Not my fault the average person today is largely uneducated in alternative religious/historic viewpoints.

it's not our fault when you make claims which are downright idiotic.

I'll pass your expert opinion along to all the doctorate holders who have researched the issue.

Don't judge a book by it's cover. You have NO idea what my views are. Calling my views uneducated in alternative religious is downright idiotic.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Anyone seen any good quick comebacks? I'll start:

I post on a group where one guy is currently dating a prostitute. I got into a big argument with some people and the guy posts in my defense/support. A neocon fundie posts; "Oh yeah why should we listen to you, you have a call girl for a "girl friend". 6 seconds later my post appears below hers; "Ummm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please."

Please explain to me how "Umm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please" qualifies as a comeback?

(not to mention that is wrong on so many levels)

Oh come on...a Christian (who is supposed to listen to what christ says), wanting to know why she should listen to a guy based on the fact that he does something that christ did too. As long as you're not insulted at a religious level, there's humor there. That is, if you find ironic hypocrisy amusing...which I very much do.

Not wrong at all if you believe they were more than friends, which a large number of people do. Very wrong if you're a strict king james interpretationist.

Like I said, we have an odd sense of humor there.

When you have to explain a joke to that extent, it's not funny.

Not my fault the average person today is largely uneducated in alternative religious/historic viewpoints.

it's not our fault when you make claims which are downright idiotic.

I'll pass your expert opinion along to all the doctorate holders who have researched the issue.

Don't judge a book by it's cover. You have NO idea what my views are. Calling my views uneducated in alternative religious is downright idiotic.

Relax man...I'm bored and caffeinated. Just blowing off steam. Save the venom for P&N.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
Anyone seen any good quick comebacks? I'll start:

I post on a group where one guy is currently dating a prostitute. I got into a big argument with some people and the guy posts in my defense/support. A neocon fundie posts; "Oh yeah why should we listen to you, you have a call girl for a "girl friend". 6 seconds later my post appears below hers; "Ummm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please."

Please explain to me how "Umm, so did Jesus Christ. Next Please" qualifies as a comeback?

(not to mention that is wrong on so many levels)

Oh come on...a Christian (who is supposed to listen to what christ says), wanting to know why she should listen to a guy based on the fact that he does something that christ did too. As long as you're not insulted at a religious level, there's humor there. That is, if you find ironic hypocrisy amusing...which I very much do.

Not wrong at all if you believe they were more than friends, which a large number of people do. Very wrong if you're a strict king james interpretationist.

Like I said, we have an odd sense of humor there.

When you have to explain a joke to that extent, it's not funny.

Not my fault the average person today is largely uneducated in alternative religious/historic viewpoints.

it's not our fault when you make claims which are downright idiotic.

I'll pass your expert opinion along to all the doctorate holders who have researched the issue.

Don't judge a book by it's cover. You have NO idea what my views are. Calling my views uneducated in alternative religious is downright idiotic.

Relax man...I'm bored and caffeinated. Just blowing off steam. Save the venom for P&N.

In that case...make posts which make more sense

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: Jero



In that case...make posts which make more sense

But that would negate the ENTIRE point.