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Best newly divorced songs?

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PrinceofWands

Lifer
Hey, got a good friend who just got divorced and she's VERY happy about it. I wanted to make her a cd of 'good to be divorced' songs. Things like 'somebody kill me' from the wedding singer soundtrack, 'love stinks', etc. Anybody have any good ones?
 
"VERY" happy, huh? Happy enough to give some nookie for no apparent reason? Hell, get w/the program here, man! Take her out dancing. Let her flirt w/every guy in the club. She won't take any of them home b/c "she's not used to the game anymore"...but when you leave, she'll be horny as Satan on Holloween.

There's only one song that applies here: "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye. 😀

ps
If she's "very happy" it means that some man got screwed in a divorce case. AGAIN. :disgust:
 
ok, we can go with the freedom aspect...i'll toss in 'I'm Free' by kenny loggins too. Keep em coming, cd's hold a lot now a days guys and girls.
 
SMOKING POPES


"Let's Hear It For Love"

Let's hear it for heartache
Let's hear it for pain
Let's hear it for poison tears that wash your dreams down the drain
Let's hear it for sleepless nights
Let's do it again

::Chorus::
Let's hear it for love
Let's hear it for
Let's hear it for love
Let's hear it for
Let's hear it for love
Pick your heart up off the floor
This is what you've been waiting for
Let's hear it for love

Let's hear it for promises
Something sealed with a kiss
Let's hear it for big mistakes
That you just couldn't resist
Let's hear it for bucket seats
Let's try it like this

::Chorus::

Let's hear it for letting someone totally ruin your life
Let's hear it for love
Let's hope it's everything you hoped it would be

Let's hear it for jealousy
Let's hear it for hate
Let's hear it an apology before it's too late
Let's hear it for cigarettes
Baby you were great

Let's hear it for love

Let's hear it for
Let's hear it for love
[Repeat three more times]

 
Too Fast for Love - Motley Crue
Goodbye to Romance - Ozzy
Let's Get Drunk & Screw - Buffet (can't remember if that's the actual name of the song)
Second Hand News - Fleetwood Mac
 
Heheheh, she's happy just to be rid of him...it wasn't a complete man screw like my divorce was. She's my best friend, so I'm not taking the 'ride the rebound rodeo' route. Thanks for all the ideas guys, you're giving them faster than I can give em a listen, but that's a good thing.
 
It's "Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw - Jimmy Buffet" 🙂
Also "Free Falling - Tom Petty"

And yeah, like MichaelD says, take her to a club, let her get all horNAY, then ... well ... put on the Barry White and make your daddy proud! 😀 Edit - Your best friend, huh? Admit it, you've fantasized about her before. Tap it like a keg at a frat party.

And last but not least:

PICS? 😛

- M4H
 
"She fvcking hates me!"
Girl Trouble - Violent Femmes
Kiss Off - Violent Femmes
Gone Daddy Gone - Violent Femmes
 
And yeah, like MichaelD says, take her to a club, let her get all horNAY, then ... well ... put on the Barry White and make your daddy proud! Edit - Your best friend, huh? Admit it, you've fantasized about her before. Tap it like a keg at a frat party.
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Heheheh, course i've thought about it, I've been in love with her for the last 6 years, nearly killed me when she got married. *shrug* Stupid chivalrous nature preventing the booty call. 8-(

As for pics, I'll post them if she agrees...check back tomorrow sometime.
 
Originally posted by: PrinceofWands
And yeah, like MichaelD says, take her to a club, let her get all horNAY, then ... well ... put on the Barry White and make your daddy proud! Edit - Your best friend, huh? Admit it, you've fantasized about her before. Tap it like a keg at a frat party.
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Heheheh, course i've thought about it, I've been in love with her for the last 6 years, nearly killed me when she got married. *shrug* Stupid chivalrous nature preventing the booty call. 8-(

As for pics, I'll post them if she agrees...check back tomorrow sometime.
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Think with the little head....
 
Sentenced - Killing Me Killing You
Sentenced - No More Beating As One
Sentenced - Let Go
Sentenced - With Bitterness And Joy
Sentenced - Ode To The End
Sentenced - One With Misery
Sentenced - White Wedding
Sentenced - Love And Death
Sentenced - The Way I Wanna Go

Nice and happy songs about loss and suicide 🙂
 
Originally posted by: conjur
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: conjur
"She fvcking hates me!"
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Puddle of Mudd - She Hates Me

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- M4H
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Thanks...mind went blank and I'm too tired to Google.
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No problem.

Some other good ones:

NIN - Closer
NIN - Physical
NIN - We're In This Together

BTW, this isn't music to "make love" to ... this is the music you put on when she's drunk and shedding clothing faster than a Labrador puppy sheds fur on a new white sheet. I'm considering making the Official (Confirmed) "Music to Fvck To" album.

- M4H
 
those sencenced tracks are all excellent ... how about something like maybe
Mayhem - Pure F***ing Armageddon
Opeth - Advent
Opeth - The Drapery Falls
Abigor - Satan's Galaqy

or maybe some old school Anthrax or Motorhead
 
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