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Best Movie One-Liners

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"Yippie ki-yay, mother f*cker!" - Die Hard 2 (I think)

"You know what old Jack Burton always says at a time like this?" - Big Trouble in Little China

"The next time someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!" - Ghostbusters
 
from "Stripes", Bill murray as a cab driver to passenger:
Wow, guess i shouldn't have drank that bottle of cough syrup this morning.
 
"I wish it were winter so we could freeze it into ice blocks and skate on it and melt it in the spring time and drink it!"

-Barry Badrinath
Beerfest
 
Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
"STICK AROUND!"

- Arnold in predator, after hurling a machete into some guy's chest, pinning him to a wooden box, as a bomb is about to explode
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Probably the best Arnold line ever.


Also a fan of Commando:

Sully, remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied!

<drops Sully off cliff>
 
From Batman:
"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"

From Waterworld:
"You're just like the turd that won't flush."

From Cars:
"......oh. Corvette?"

From Robin Hood: Men in Tights:
"King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is! "

 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Every time this topic comes up I am mystified at what people think are one-liners...

Bennet, why don't you let off some steam!
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yeah, I figured best not to set limits...it would devolve into paragraphs, exchanges, sensible & relevant quotes at some point no matter how it started off.

those that quote Arny, Segal, et al, know what's going on 😉
 
After pushing Frank Nitti off the top of a building (where he lands in a car after passing through the roof), Eliot Ness (Kevin Costner) is asked where Nitti is:
He's in the car.
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I can't believe these classics haven't been said

"Go ahead. Make my day". -Dirty Harry

"Freedom? If I'm going to get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang". -Animal Mother, Full Metal Jacket

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" -Bluto, Animal House


And from a newer movie..

[using a Forrest Gump voice] "Momma said they's my magic shoes. Mama said they would take me anywhere. 'Course Mama used to beat me with a rubber hose and call me a retard. " -Monty, Waiting...
 
Goldmember: Can I paint his yoohoo gooold, it's kinda my thing. Dr Evil: How bout no, you crazy dutch bastard.
 
Smokey - "Gimme 3 and a half minutes...maybe even 4. She'd be wanting to marry a ******"
Craig - "The momma?"
Smokey - "Hell yeah. The older the berry, the sweeter the juice."
Craig - "I thought it was the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice."
Smokey - "Well, she blacker than a muthafvcker too."
 
Originally posted by: Tangerines
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"
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:thumbsup:
great flick for quotes

Classic: "looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
 
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