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Best Movie One-Liners

zinfamous

No Lifer
I searched, but didn't find another thread. Hoping this isn't a repost..

So, which one-liners come to mind? Ranging from Cheesy to Excellent.

Platypus just reminded me of the treasure trove that is "Big Trouble in Little China," so I thought we needed a thread
From BILC:

"This is going to take cracker-jack timing!"
"If we're not back by dawn, call the president!"

I don't understand what those mean either, but post away...
 
"If I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long. I notice when you get to disliken someone, they ain't around for long neither"

"You a bounty hunter? A man's got to do something for a living these days. Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy."
 
Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
 
These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.

And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti.

Now, at some point it became clear to us that our path had been chosen and we had nothing to offer the world, our options narrowing down to petty crime or minimum wage. So we stepped off the path and went looking for the fortune we knew was looking for us

A few movies I watched repeatedly during my latter high school years.
 
From Hard to Kill
Senator Vernon Trent: You can take that to the bank!
Mason Storm: I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent - to the blood bank!
 
One liner from Firefly:

Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Malcolm: Define "interesting".
Wash: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?
 
Originally posted by: sobriquet
From Hard to Kill
Senator Vernon Trent: You can take that to the bank!
Mason Storm: I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent - to the blood bank!


:thumbsup:
now that's what I'm talking about! I wish I could remember all of those Segalisms...
 
"If you wanna dine with the devil, you better bring a long spoon." (Sounds even better if you imagine Jack Palance saying it; which he did)
 
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