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Wow, I would have thought she would notice something like that, being sharp and that close to the top of the skin
 
What the hell?

"Doctor Nikola shows a fork, which was removed from an Israeli woman who swallowed it while trying to catch a bug that flew in to her mouth." Why in God's name would you try to catch a bug in your mouth with a fork? Did she think she was eating with a harpoon?
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
What the hell?

"Doctor Nikola shows a fork, which was removed from an Israeli woman who swallowed it while trying to catch a bug that flew in to her mouth." Why in God's name would you try to catch a bug in your mouth with a fork? Did she think she was eating with a harpoon?

I am sure half those stories are fabricated by the patient.

A million to one shot doc, a million to one...
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
What the hell?

"Doctor Nikola shows a fork, which was removed from an Israeli woman who swallowed it while trying to catch a bug that flew in to her mouth." Why in God's name would you try to catch a bug in your mouth with a fork? Did she think she was eating with a harpoon?

I am sure half those stories are fabricated by the patient.

A million to one shot doc, a million to one...

I can understand that, but if you tell your doctor that you lodged a fork in your stomach because you were attempting to apprehend a rogue insect in your mouth, that makes you look a billion times stupider than simply "I swallowed a fork."
 
Number 10 needs some kind of award for dumbest 8-year old ever. That's not all that young!
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
What the hell?

"Doctor Nikola shows a fork, which was removed from an Israeli woman who swallowed it while trying to catch a bug that flew in to her mouth." Why in God's name would you try to catch a bug in your mouth with a fork? Did she think she was eating with a harpoon?

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I know an old lady who swallowed a fly. . .but I don't know why she swallowed a fly. Perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a fork. . .what a dork to swallow a fork.
She swallowed the fork to catch the fly but I dunno why she swallowed the fly.
Pehaps she'll die.
:music::music::music:
 
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