Best lines in Mass Effect

[EvilComputer92]

The black market trade for krogan testicles

"Some believe that testicle replacements will increase varility, they'll pay 10,000 credits each, that 40,000 for a full set"

Then there is the love triangle between the player Ashley and Liara

Shepard: "Can't I have you both"
Ashley: "In your dreams"
Shepard: "Mabey the three of us could.."

 

[Kromis]

Originally posted by: EvilComputer92

The black market trade for krogan testicles

"Some believe that testicle replacements will increase varility, they'll pay 10,000 credits each, that 40,000 for a full set"

Then there is the love triangle between the player Ashley and Liara

Shepard: "Can't I have you both"
Ashley: "In your dreams"
Shepard: "Mabey the three of us could.."

Damn! That is sexy!

Liara: "I don't know which is worse: the geth, or all of this sand in my....nevermind. "

 

[smb]

Ohh...Catfight

 

[Yreka]

"Dont piss in my ear and tell me its raining" -> Wrex

 

[cw42]

some more

 

[R Nilla]

From what I can remember:

Council: "I hope you didn't call just to disconnect again."
Player chooses "Disconnect." option
Shepard: "You know it."
Shepard 'hangs up' on the council.
Joker: "That never gets old."

I hear the third time is the funniest, but I haven't done it yet.

 

[CKDragon]

I started playing through a second time yesterday, this time as a renegade. With this thread in mind, I'm playing with a notepad near me to keep me occupied during the loading screens. Here's a few so far:

Shepard to a Krogan receiving smuggled shipment on Noveria: "If you want to see more of the package than me beating you with it, make me a better offer."
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The same Krogan after you decline his best offer: "You probably couldn't even figure out how much more you'd be getting from me. Stupid base 10 math, that's what you get for having more fingers."
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Shepard to a harmless corporate doctor on Noveria: "Someone in here needs a punch in the throat."
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Biased reporter on the Citadel: "I'd like an interview, whattaya say?"
The conversation option text says "I say get stuffed", although he says something different when you choose it.

 

[warcrow]

"I hear the fighters Guild is looking for new recruites if you got the stones for it!"


"Oh.....its.....you....."


Crap! Wrong game!

 

[tatteredpotato]

I'll recount best I recall the line:

"You humans are so curious. Always sticking your finger in someone else's pie"

 

[Kromis]

Originally posted by: warcrow
"I hear the fighters Guild is looking for new recruites if you got the stones for it!"


"Oh.....its.....you....."


Crap! Wrong game!

:heart: Oblivion

 

[Dumac]

Originally posted by: Kromis
:heart: Oblivion

"After I kill you, I will rape your corpse. Dont worry, i'll be gentle."

Whoops.