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Some guy was yelling at my boss: If there was an award for fvcking up, you'd get it!!!
His response: Oh yeah? Well make sure you spell my name right cause I want a big fvcking trophy!
 
My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I sky dive to funerals.

I drop kick bees.

I hop scotch to school.

Because you touch yourself at night.
 
Originally posted by: ThePresence
If I was your husband, madam, I'd drink it. 😀
:beer: for anyone who gets that.
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"I'd drink it [poison]"

Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."
This exchange is sometimes attributed to Winston's good friend F.E. Smith, but in Consuelo Vanderbilt Balsan's The Glitter and the Gold she writes that the exchange occurred at Blenheim when her son was host. See also the American edition of Martin Gilbert's In Search of Churchill (not in the British edition). In Nancy: The Life of Lady Astor, Christopher Sykes confirms Consuelo Balsan's account. "It sounds like an invention but is well authenticated. [Churchill] and the Astors were staying with Churchill's cousin, the Duke of Marlborough, at Blenheim Palace. Nancy and Churchill argued ferociously throughout the weekend."

Winston Churchill Center
 
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