Best line you have ever heard ?

[AFB]

One line only

 

[ohtwell]

Hello!

I love that line!


: ) Amanda

 

[booger711]

Freedom!1!!!1!1!!

 

[xXped0thugXx]

and that was the second time i got crabs...

 

[Anubis]

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life

 

[lokiju]

Would you like to be my DNA dumpster tonight?

 

[ThePresence]

If I was your husband, madam, I'd drink it.
:beer: for anyone who gets that.

 

"nice shoes, wanna fvck?"

 

[Mr N8]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
If I was your husband, madam, I'd drink it.
:beer: for anyone who gets that.

If I was your wife, I'd poison your drink!

:beer:

 

[Isshinryu]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
If I was your husband, madam, I'd drink it.
:beer: for anyone who gets that.

[Peter Griffin]I would...because I'm Winston Churchill[/Peter Griffin]

 

[DTing]

Harold: Did Dougie Howser just steal my fcking car?

 

[KillyKillall]

Have an Raisins? No? How about a date?

 

[ggavinmoss]

"I haven't been fvcked like that since grade school."

-geoff

 

[Drakkon]

Originally posted by: KillyKillall
Have an Raisins? No? How about a date?

i gotta use that one :evil:

Aren't you hot it that (shirt/dress/swaeter,etc)...
(she answeres yes/no)...
it wasn't a question, it was a statement

 

[Martin]

"Hey Buddy, why the long face?"

I am quite serious. I laughed for 5 minutes (was the only one doing it too) during shrek 2 when they said that.

 

[rh71]

Are you from Nashville, cause you're the only Ten I See.

yeah it's from the commercial... it's the only thing that comes to mind... and it sux.

Oh another: those are nice clothes.. they would look better over there on the floor.

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak
"Hey Buddy, why the long face?"

I am quite serious. I laughed for 5 minutes (was the only one doing it too) during shrek 2 when they said that.

john kerry walks into a bar, the bartender asks "hey buddy, why the long face?"


not the best line, but a cute one:

guy: does it hurt?
girl: does what hurt?
guy: when you fell from heaven...

-Vivan

 

[Wuffsunie]

What can a man do in New York if he's lonely and hasn't a dick?
-- Luigi Mackeroni, Killer Condom

 

[Wahsapa]

"as we say in calculus: wanna be a tanget to my curves?"

 

[cw42]

"stick out your butt"

or

"SPIDER"

can't decide...

 

[Gurck]

Not a spoken line, but a thought, a Stephen King character who couldn't get that song :music: "I-i-i-i-i ain't got no....body, nobody" :music: upon seeing someone get decapitated Can't remember what book or short story, it's been too long.

 

[MikePanic]

i like your shoes............. wanna f*ck??

 

[xXped0thugXx]

my name is matt , thats just so you know what to scream.

 

[imported_theEman]

"That shirt's very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too!"

 

[anxi80]

my love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in.