best line from southpark

[ElFenix]

my vote:
cartman: mom, kitty's being a dildo
cartman's mom: well then i know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight

 

[PaidLess]

Towlie: Oh Man, I'm So High I Don't Know whats going on

or

Towlie: Thats it ...
Kyle: Whats it Mr. Towlie ...
Towelie: Thats the Beat to Funky Town
Towelie: Won't You Take me Down To Funky Town

 

[chuckywang]

"And when one little panda sticks his wee-wee into another little panda's ear, that makes me a saaaaad panda!"

 

[chrisms]

Kyle: Mr. Garrison, can we talk to you?
Mr. Garrison: Sure
Stan: Normally we go to Chef with our problems, but we can't this time
Mr. Garrison: Well children, I am your teacher. I think you'll find that my advice just as valuable as
Chef's, if not more so
Kyle: Alright. Mr. Garrison, have you ever had a friend, who had a new girlfriend, and then stopped
being your friend, and it pissed you off
Mr. Garrison: Oh, the old Succubus syndrome
Stan: What's a Succubus?
Mr. Garrison: A Succubus is a woman sent from Hell to suck the life out of a man
Kyle: That's it!
Stan: Yeah!
Mr. Garrison: Yeah, there's not much you can do about a Succubus. Their evil power makes man blind to
love.
Kyle: This is totally what's happening!
Stan: Wow, you are smart, Mr. Garrison!
Mr. Garrison: Yeah, I tell you boys, women can kill, poontang's (?) expensive. That's why when it comes
to chicks, I just screw them and leave them. I'd say "get out of my bedroom, poontang (?), before you
suck my life dry!"
Kyle: Thank's Mr. Garrison
Mr. Garrison: Sure kids
[kids leave]
Mr. Hat: You're not fooling anyone
Mr. Garrison: Shut your hole, Mr. Hat!

 

[chuckywang]

"BACK IN THE PILE!!!!!"

 

[dighn]

YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH

 

[Acanthus]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
"BACK IN THE PILE!!!!!"

hahaha that ep was great.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Your tears taste soo sweet, Scot Tennorman!

 

[Baked]

"I'll make you eat your parents."

"I haven't seen a beating like that since Rodney King." ? Frank, the football announcer

"I haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant." Frank, the football announcer

"I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland, 1938." - Frank, the football announcer

 

[95SS]

Token: "And when the woman has 4 penises in her, and then stands above the guys and pees on them, is that love making?.....5 midgets, beating a man covered in 1000 Island dressing. Is that love making?"

 

[Orsorum]

The Aristocrats. 'Nuff said.

 

[dc]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
"And when one little panda sticks his wee-wee into another little panda's ear, that makes me a saaaaad panda!"

sad

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: dc

Originally posted by: chuckywang
"And when one little panda sticks his wee-wee into another little panda's ear, that makes me a saaaaad panda!"

sad

MM attack!

 

[SSP]

ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
The Aristocrats. 'Nuff said.

:Q <- had this expression for 30 seconds after the clip.

 

[Tbirdkid]

chocolate salty balls

 

[SSP]

Mr. Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.


Screw you guys, I'm going home.

 

[pepo]

Sh!t they killed Kenny. You bastards!

 

[Confused]

You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen, and make me some PIE!

 

[Gurck]

"Cartman, there's a satellite dish coming out of your ass!"

 

[trinketsummoner]

"poor people tend to live in clusters"

 

[Mo0o]

'DEY TOOK ER JUUUUUUUUUUUUBS"

 

[Blastomyces]

The Chewbacca Defense


Alabama Man was pretty fun as well

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
'DEY TOOK ER JUUUUUUUUUUUUBS"

:thumbsup:

:music:"Wild Wacky Action Bike - The bike thats hard to ride":music:

 

[AutumnRayne]

Michael Collins: Nono, in Christian rock, our albums go gold and frankincense and myrrh. Congratulations!
Kyle: Ha! Our bet was that you would get a platinum album, not a myrrh album! I don't owe you anything, fat boy!
Cartman: You mean to tell me I could never get a platinum album with a Christian rock band?!
Michael Collins: No, but you can go double myrrh. [Kyle walks off and Cartman gets pissed]
Cartman: GOD DAMNIT!! [throws his plaque onto the ground, where it shatters. The myrrh album falls away and the crowd is stunned]
Michael Collins: [tries to calm Cartman down] Oh, please don't take the Lord's Name in vain.
Cartman: Who cares?! I can never win my bet because you stupid a$sholes don't give out platinum albums!
Michael Collins: But you spread the Word of the Lord. You've brought faith in Jesus.
Cartman: OH, FVCK JESUS!! [deep gasp from the crowd. A woman screams loudly in disbelief]
Butters: Eric, I-I'm pretty sure you shouldn't say the F-word about-uh Jesus.
Token: Yeah. You're gonna hurt the band.
Cartman: [pounces onto him] Who fvckin' cares, Token?! I could never beat Kyle now! I'll say it again! Fvck Jesus! [The crowd screams in disbelief and scatters about]
A Man: My ears are bleeding!
Token: Good job, d!ckhead! You lost the entire audience!
Cartman: Ah, fvck you, Token! You black a$shole! [Token has had enough of that. He smacks Cartman with a left fist, a right fist, and a kick to the head. Cartman is laid out on his back and Token walks away. Cartman rises, but ends up on all fours coughing. A shot of Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. They turn to leave]
Stan: Hm. Guess he got what he deserved. [they walk away. Only Butters is left. Cartman is still coughing and Butters is unsure what to do. He rubs his fists past each other tentatively. Then he makes his move]
Butters: [farts on Cartman's head and flips him off] Fvck you, Eric. [walks away]