best joke ever

[Printer Bandit]

"I like an escalator because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There should never be an 'Escalator Out of Order' sign. Only an 'Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'"

 

[Crono]

Mitch Hedberg is funny. Love his interesting perspective on the most mundane things. Another comedian I like with a similar weird view is Demetri Martin.

 

[Sea Moose]

I am dissapoint

 

[Crono]

I am dissapoint

Sea Moosen

 

[deadlyapp]

hedberg = <3

 

[Ballatician]

hedberg = win

 

[wiredspider]

I am dissapoint

me2

 

[dfuze]

it's ok, but maybe one of those things that's better when spoken rather than read

 

[BUTCH1]

bad..

 

[Raizinman]

Old joke. I heard Steven Wright do this routine years ago.

 

[Turin39789]

Old joke. I heard Steven Wright do this routine years ago.

joke is as old as escalators

 

[xSauronx]

it's ok, but maybe one of those things that's better when spoken rather than read

yeah, you need his voice and delivery
/can pull off mitch hedberg if im drunk

 

[MrMatt]

Better Nate than Lever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111ONEONEONEONEONE

 

[rasczak]

Hedberg = comedy genius.

 

[Skitzer]

hedberg = win

This!

 

[shortylickens]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1HYUyhujl4

 

[dfuze]

yeah, you need his voice and delivery
/can pull off mitch hedberg if im drunk

Will have to check him out on youtube then later

 

[DrPizza]

Hedburg is like a Steven Wright baked out of his mind. Watch a few videos of Mitch on youtube (without knowing) and you quickly come to the conclusion, "there's a guy who is going to OD someday."

 

[alfa147x]

The only reason people don't like the joke is because it's missing the Hedberg delivery

 

[rivan]

i saw a wino eating grapes the other day.

I said, "dude. You gotta wait."

r.i.p, MH

 

[DesiPower]

did a search on the title "best joke ever" and stumbled upon this thread, shouldn't there be a permaban for "disgraceful use of the title"?

 

[punjabiplaya]

 

[Fritzo]

joke is as old as escalators

The joke has been around for decades, and falls in and out of popularity. It has it's ups and downs.

 

[Krazy4Real]

I thought this was a different thread.

 

[soulcougher73]

The joke has been around for decades, and falls in and out of popularity. It has it's ups and downs.

I see what you did their