Best joke ever.

[BornStar]

Originally posted by: oogabooga
I'm sure I replied to this thread but just in case I didn't: I read it and laughed. If i'm that bored one day I may read it again.

I've read it through twice. It felt longer the first time.

 

[SpunkyJones]

Dam, how long is this dam joke???

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: DawsonsDada
Bump

Who gave you bump rights at 22 some odd posts?

 

[nakedfrog]

You guys just want to see how many times it has to be bumped before I snap, don't you?

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You guys just want to see how many times it has to be bumped before I snap, don't you?

I hope I don't miss it. Oh well, better nate than lever!

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: DawsonsDada
Bump

Oh dang, I was just thinking of bumping this yesterday afternoon, then I forgot. Oh well *insert punchline here* 😀

 

[glenn beck]

not going to read it, cause I 've seen the punch line posted a billion times already.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You guys just want to see how many times it has to be bumped before I snap, don't you?

I hope I don't miss it. Oh well, better nate than lever!

GAAAAAAHHH!!!

 

[Tobolo]

This is a awesome story lol!

I love it every time.

 

[xanis]

How is this thread still alive?

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Originally posted by: DawsonsDada
Bump

Text

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Xanis
How is this thread still alive?

The mods keep it around to torture me.

 

[SirStev0]

...

 

[DawsonsDada]

That may be true but I do amuse myself almost daily

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler

Originally posted by: DawsonsDada
Bump

Text

 

[Ika]

I wonder if there are any Lifers who haven't seen this joke.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Wow... this again? LOL!

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: DawsonsDada
That may be true but I do amuse myself almost daily

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler

Originally posted by: DawsonsDada
Bump

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Truly, your suffering shall be legendary. Prometheus and Sisyphus will pity you your fate.

 

[Skunkwourk]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: DawsonsDada
That may be true but I do amuse myself almost daily

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler

Originally posted by: DawsonsDada
Bump

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Truly, your suffering shall be legendary. Prometheus and Sisyphus will pity you your fate.

come on now, "bulk beef" needs some competition...

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: m0mentary

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: DawsonsDada
That may be true but I do amuse myself almost daily

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler

Originally posted by: DawsonsDada
Bump

Text

Truly, your suffering shall be legendary. Prometheus and Sisyphus will pity you your fate.

come on now, "bulk beef" needs some competition...

Not to mention this is at least twice as worthy as bulk beef.

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

I finally read it for the first time! I feel proud

That said, the punchline is incredibly lackluster after reading all that

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: ShadowOfMyself
I finally read it for the first time! I feel proud

That said, the punchline is incredibly lackluster after reading all that

Yes, a new convert! And don't feel bad, you're not the only one that felt that way, as diagrammed below.

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: kevinthenerd
This would be better if it wasn't labelled as a "joke." It makes a better "story." It's like trying to sell a perfectly good door under the name "window."

Diagram:

........X
....O


Legend:

X = Joke
O = kevinthenerd's grasp


Conclusion:

So close, yet so far away!

[/quote]

 

[DawsonsDada]

Originally posted by: MrLee

Originally posted by: DawsonsDada
Bump

Who gave you bump rights at 22 some odd posts?

You have to be given the rights to bump this thread! Dang!

Where do I get in line for those rights!

"Bump" while I wait anyway

 

[DawsonsDada]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: DawsonsDada
That may be true but I do amuse myself almost daily

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler

Originally posted by: DawsonsDada
Bump

Text

Truly, your suffering shall be legendary. Prometheus and Sisyphus will pity you your fate.

Yea!!!

Does that mean I will get a book published about me and get put into the Greek Tragedies section?

 

[Estrella]

Happy April Fool's BUMP

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: DawsonsDada

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: DawsonsDada
That may be true but I do amuse myself almost daily

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler

Originally posted by: DawsonsDada
Bump

Text

Truly, your suffering shall be legendary. Prometheus and Sisyphus will pity you your fate.

Yea!!!

Does that mean I will get a book published about me and get put into the Greek Tragedies section?

No, the Geek Tragedies section 😉