Best Haiku ever?

[QueBert]

Was watching Def Poetry and a guy named Kent Foreman said this, it's called Epiphany.

ohhh!
She wants me to love her
the way she would love her
if she was me


fucking awesome what some people can squeeze into 17 syllables.

 

[SoulAssassin]

I like Def Poetry but it's not really all that awesome

 

[shortylickens]

Ass full of pork fat
jiggles like a jello mold
mouth is flapping too.

 

[TallBill]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

 

[Indolent]

I thought Haikus were 5/7/5 syllables?

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Haha i have that shirt. One time I wore to the gym and some dude that looked like he did a cycle or two started talking to me about haikus. I didn't even know wtf he was talking about.

 

[DrPizza]

I thought Haikus were 5/7/5 syllables?

Yep. OP is fail. The best Haiku I've seen was on a t-shirt (worn by an English teacher):
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
(as posted above)

I retorted to her "A math Haiku
One Two Three Four Five
Six Seven Eight Nine Ten Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Leven Twelve Thirteen."