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Best Fortune Cookie Message you have ever received is?


"You and your wife will be very happy together" [I happen to be female and like men].
 
ROFL.... mine was this weekend whilst enjoying a meal at our local Chinese restraunt on Friday 13th...

It read, Today will not be one of your better days......... LOL

Before I could read it I had to peice it back together again as it had stuck to the cookie during baking and it was ripped up when I finally got it out🙂
 
my best was a fortune that read:

receive $5 off of a $10 purchase at half.com

first time i saw an ad in a fortune cookie 🙂
 
My friend got one, and I never laughed so hard in my life. He still has it, framed in glass. I'll have to get a pic sometime and put it up here. It says, in bold red letters, and I quote.....

"I spit in the batter used to make this fortune cookie"
Inspector #36

😀
 
I got one saying that I would meet the man of my dreams. Great.<--------= a guy. I was having an awesome day one time and I got one saying that my luck was about to change. Again, great. Most of them are just kind of pithy and I end up remembering the not so good ones.
 
My Faveroite one said &quot;all your erotic fantacy's will come true tonight&quot;

The Best part of it was my GF at the time gave it to me (she diddnt know what it said)
 
&quot;You are the greatest in the world.&quot;

Still have the slip in my wallet just in case someone decides to argue with me. The cookie is never wrong man....gotta believe the cookie.
 
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