Best excuses when rejecting a guy

[her209]

I don't date someone who is prettier than me.

 

[minendo]

I've already got crabs, but thanks anyways.

 

[jagec]

the worst one (never heard it personally though )

"You're like one of my GIRL friends"

 

[Chunkee]

its TOO BIG!

 

[biffbacon]

its too small

 

[sillymofo]

I've never rejected a guy before

Not like that damn pervs... just never had any interest in any of them.

 

[Turkish]

---------- Xiety says -----------

I am guessing you didn't pay attention to my ring? (happened to me last week )

---------- Cheers ----------

 

[Syringer]

"Your way of posting is f*CKING ANNOYING."

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Xiety
---------- Xiety says -----------

I am guessing you didn't pay attention to my ring? (happened to me last week )

---------- Cheers ----------

I saw your ring, did you see my bulge?

 

[sniperruff]

"it's not you it's me"

 

[wiredspider]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox

Originally posted by: Xiety
---------- Xiety says -----------

I am guessing you didn't pay attention to my ring? (happened to me last week )

---------- Cheers ----------

I saw your ring, did you see my bulge?

:laugh:

 

[PingSpike]

Just say "I'm a snobby b|tch."

Thats what we think anyway when we get shut down.

 

[Raspewtin]

Our friendship is too important to me.

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: Raspewtin
Our friendship is too important to me.

lol

I've not rejected a guy but I'd probably say: "no". Simple.

Koing

 

[dfi]

If I was a woman, this is the line I would use: "I just plain don't like you."

dfi

 

[spidey07]

"I don't want to date anybody right now...plus I have a boyfriend."

 

[bradruth]

"I'm sorry. I'm not gay...but my boyfriend is!"

 

[Rumpltzer]

Originally posted by: dfi
If I was a woman, this is the line I would use: "I just plain don't like you."

dfi

Dream on!

Women would never be so direct as to just say no or to say no with absolute certainty. They feel that padding it will let guys down easily, but guys see it as some glimmer of hope and stupidly go in for a second try. It's a cruel game.

 

[KK]

"You're my son"

 

[DAGTA]

I heard some good ones in high school, one was:
When asking a girl to a movie, "Well, that depends on the movie...."

 

[Jeff7181]

"Sorry I'm not gay, but at least I know I have options."