Best drink date

[El Guaraguao]

Let me clearly state that I do not drink soda anymore. Last time I popped open a can of poison, i mean soda, I didn't have hair on my balls. But I do remember the best drink date which was usually a year afterwards or some crazy shit like that. I was just wondering if anyone actually waited till that date and if it tasted any different.

 

[cheezy321]

I like turtles.

 

[Newbian]

So how is the area down there?

Still as smooth as a baby's butt I am assuming?

 

[TheInternet1980]

Originally posted by: mofoe2001
Let me clearly state that I do not drink soda anymore. Last time I popped open a can of poison, i mean soda, I didn't have hair on my balls. But I do remember the best drink date which was usually a year afterwards or some crazy shit like that. I was just wondering if anyone actually waited till that date and if it tasted any different.

Soda tastes good.

wtf.

 

[Bateluer]

Uh . . . what?

 

[irishScott]

Everything tastes better after deprivation.

 

[erub]

what you talkin about?

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

OP is clearly an idiot. This thread is now about bacon.

 

[ballmode]

this is going nowhere

TIME TO NEFFALOTZ

 

[FDF12389]

Just take her to any upper class bar or lounge, that should be fine for a drink date.

 

[Bibble]

Do you mean the expiration date? Soda does some weird crap once it expires. I think the gas is released from the liquid and the cans begin to stretch/explode. I had to clean up my garage once because a whole pack of diet pepsi had expired and exploded.

 

[LilPima]

Originally posted by: FDF12389
Just take her to any upper class bar or lounge, that should be fine for a drink date.

I thought this was going to be about bars too

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: LilPima

Originally posted by: FDF12389
Just take her to any upper class bar or lounge, that should be fine for a drink date.

I thought this was going to be about bars too

It is! What were you thinking. Typically, a bar that's decently well lit and isn't too loud...but obviously it'll vary with the specific girl.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
OP is clearly an idiot. This thread is now about bacon.

It's amazing how often that simple phrase applies around here.

 

[Skeeedunt]

I drank some old soda once and it tasted like ass.

 

[LilPima]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda

Originally posted by: LilPima

Originally posted by: FDF12389
Just take her to any upper class bar or lounge, that should be fine for a drink date.

I thought this was going to be about bars too

It is! What were you thinking. Typically, a bar that's decently well lit and isn't too loud...but obviously it'll vary with the specific girl.

Maybe somewhere where there is an activity like darts, pool, or karaoke so there is something to laugh at/play?

 

[zerocool84]

Chocolate pancakes>waffles of any kind

 

[OCGuy]

Wine tasting. Makes their panties slide off like butter.

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
Wine tasting. Makes their panties slide off like butter.

Or so you've heard?

 

[Nik]

I read the title as "best date drink" and then the sub title asking if it still exists. Too bad, too. I got some spanish fly that needs to get used before it expires. Could have given you a discount. That's what I get for buying in bulk.

 

[dlx22]

Originally posted by: mofoe2001
Let me clearly state that I do not drink soda anymore. Last time I popped open a can of poison, i mean soda, I didn't have hair on my balls. But I do remember the best drink date which was usually a year afterwards or some crazy shit like that. I was just wondering if anyone actually waited till that date and if it tasted any different.

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
Wine tasting. Makes their panties slide off like butter.

So do N64 games

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: LilPima

Originally posted by: EvilYoda

Originally posted by: LilPima

Originally posted by: FDF12389
Just take her to any upper class bar or lounge, that should be fine for a drink date.

I thought this was going to be about bars too

It is! What were you thinking. Typically, a bar that's decently well lit and isn't too loud...but obviously it'll vary with the specific girl.

Maybe somewhere where there is an activity like darts, pool, or karaoke so there is something to laugh at/play?

Shot skis :thumbsup:

 

[imported_Devine]

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
OP is clearly an idiot. This thread is now about bacon.

mmmmm bacon, how I :heart: thee

 

[her209]

Is this a "roofies" joke?