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Best Date Ever....

Shawn

Shawn

Lifer
So for Valentines I got the perfect date. Shes about 6 inches high red and white hair. Very slim body. Me and her been seein each other now for a little over 2 years. I never get tired of her. She always picks me up when I'm down. She like to hang out with my friends. And best of all she loves to bring her friends with her. Sometimes she brings 5 other times she brings 11. And if I'm really luckky she'll bring 17 or even 23. If it's just me and her we don't really do much but when her friends come with her we like to play games. She makes them very interesting. The best part about her is when I'm done with her she has no problem if I move onto her other friends. But by the end of the night they pretty much wear me out. Well me, her, and her friends are all hangin out tonight. Don't think we'll go anywhere it'll just be me and the 18 of them. Well, I'm not giving her enough attention so I must get back to her. Well I'm sure most of you know her. Her name is Mrs. Budweiser.
 
Originally posted by: pyonir
Crap...i'm drinking alone...and all i have is the High Life LIght....
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at least it's not a fleshlight 🙂

ps. Canucks defeat the Wild in OT tonight 😉

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
Oh...and i have a fleshlight...

I had center ice tix to see the Wild defeat the Coyotes...so i'm good. And i have tix this saturday to see the Yotes against the hated red wings
 
this reminds me so bad of that foster beer commercial where you say a really really fat woman "before foster" and a really hot slim blonde "after foster". I'll try and find the commercial...
 
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