Best Date Ever....

[Shawn]

So for Valentines I got the perfect date. Shes about 6 inches high red and white hair. Very slim body. Me and her been seein each other now for a little over 2 years. I never get tired of her. She always picks me up when I'm down. She like to hang out with my friends. And best of all she loves to bring her friends with her. Sometimes she brings 5 other times she brings 11. And if I'm really luckky she'll bring 17 or even 23. If it's just me and her we don't really do much but when her friends come with her we like to play games. She makes them very interesting. The best part about her is when I'm done with her she has no problem if I move onto her other friends. But by the end of the night they pretty much wear me out. Well me, her, and her friends are all hangin out tonight. Don't think we'll go anywhere it'll just be me and the 18 of them. Well, I'm not giving her enough attention so I must get back to her. Well I'm sure most of you know her. Her name is Mrs. Budweiser.

 

[Corbett]

-5/10

 

[Aquaman]

For a second there........ I though you were talking about a fleshlight

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Canai]

haha... yeah I'm in the same boat

 

[Cabages]

You guys are lucky, I dont even have a beer.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

lol nice... i was almost thinking you were serious

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: Aquaman
For a second there........ I though you were talking about a fleshlight

Cheers,
Aquaman

LoL

 

[Tuktuk]

You admit defeat if you drink alone on Valentine's.

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Tuktuk
You admit defeat if you drink alone on Valentine's.

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: Tuktuk
You admit defeat if you drink alone on Valentine's.

Cheers,
Aquaman

admit it and cheer it with a brew!

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: Tuktuk
You admit defeat if you drink alone on Valentine's.

Cheers,
Aquaman

Don't look at me...... that Aquaman is an A-hole

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Tuktuk]

Big time A-hole.

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[pyonir]

Crap...i'm drinking alone...and all i have is the High Life LIght....

 

[her209]

I wouldn't consider eating/drinking your date to be a good conclusion to a perfect date.

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: pyonir
Crap...i'm drinking alone...and all i have is the High Life LIght....

at least it's not a fleshlight

ps. Canucks defeat the Wild in OT tonight

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[pyonir]

Oh...and i have a fleshlight...

I had center ice tix to see the Wild defeat the Coyotes...so i'm good. And i have tix this saturday to see the Yotes against the hated red wings

 

[Alienwho]

Drinking is good for the soul

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[sandorski]

WTH?

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Gagabiji]

WTF, "Cheers, Aquaman" is going to take over the forum sig of, "This is bunny. Help him take over the world."

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: Corbett
-5/10

 

[clamum]

Hahaha. 7/10

 

[ForumMaster]

this reminds me so bad of that foster beer commercial where you say a really really fat woman "before foster" and a really hot slim blonde "after foster". I'll try and find the commercial...

 

[flamingelephant]

when you said best date ever I was expecting a story about her 3 hot bisexual friends tag teaming you....