Best cop story ever!! super super funny!

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ajayjuneja

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don't click me!

:D :D :D

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err... sorry about the registration thingy, I wasn't aware you needed it to READ the posts on that forum.

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Speeding Ticket..Dulles Toll Road Westbound....around 8:15pm
I got a story for all you guys out there that is hilarious....

So I'm driving home around 8pm tonight and I merge onto the Dulles Toll Road Westbound near Rosenthal Infiniti and HBL. I merge on for like 30 seconds and he pulls me over for going 77 in a 55. So the cop asks for my licence and registration and he asks me why I was going that fast. So I say some sob story about my mom having back problems and while this is going on a White G35 coupe, all tinted out screams "PIG!!!" at the cop. So we kinda look at each other and the cop says to me "Did he just say Pig?" and I said "I don't know" so the cop leaves with my info. The next second I look to my left and hes in his car and says to me "I'll be right back" So I'm sitting there and the cop starts chasing after the White G coupe who called him pig. He comes back 20 minutes later and said "I had to get to two screaming idiots.....slow down and be careful, you can leave" Needless to say I was stunned!

So I was wondering......is the owner of that white G35 coupe in our club, if so thanks a lot man you got me off! I owe you a drink or something at our next meet.......it's good to see G35 owners sticking together!
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Waaaazap my G brotha,
and yes it was my pleasure to call this sob "a pig" and glad that you got out of that ticket, my girl keeps telling me not to do that but is like an urge that i feel every time i see a "pig". So sure I'll accept that drink when we meet.
Oh and by the way the pig never got me, I kept on going on the toll road all the way to the exit for route 28 AND i was by my self, so i think he just said that kuz i hurt he's fealings wheeeeeee
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Ulfwald

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Post it here. I am not registering for a forum just to read a story.
 
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Tuzio

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Man, this reminds me of the last time a girl said undo my bra, then said 'thanks, good bye!' :(
 
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Originally posted by: Tuzio
Man, this reminds me of the last time a girl said undo my bra, then said 'thanks, good bye!' :(
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hahahahah man what a let down.
 
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Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: Tuzio
Man, this reminds me of the last time a girl said undo my bra, then said 'thanks, good bye!' :(
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hahahahah man what a let down.
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Apparently not. She left before a let downage occurred.

OP, you had better be using the paste buffer... :)
 
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Paste for lazies
----------------------------------- Quoted: Babacks_g
I got a story for all you guys out there that is hilarious....

So I'm driving home around 8pm tonight and I merge onto the Dulles Toll Road Westbound near Rosenthal Infiniti and HBL. I merge on for like 30 seconds and he pulls me over for going 77 in a 55. So the cop asks for my licence and registration and he asks me why I was going that fast. So I say some sob story about my mom having back problems and while this is going on a White G35 coupe, all tinted out screams "PIG!!!" at the cop. So we kinda look at each other and the cop says to me "Did he just say Pig?" and I said "I don't know" so the cop leaves with my info. The next second I look to my left and hes in his car and says to me "I'll be right back" So I'm sitting there and the cop starts chasing after the White G coupe who called him pig. He comes back 20 minutes later and said "I had to get to two screaming idiots.....slow down and be careful, you can leave" Needless to say I was stunned!

So I was wondering......is the owner of that white G35 coupe in our club, if so thanks a lot man you got me off! I owe you a drink or something at our next meet.......it's good to see G35 owners sticking together!
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gsellis

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You must own a G35. For those of us that do not, errr... how do I break this to you...

;)
 
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ajayjuneja

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first post updated -- sorry I had no idea registration was needed to view the forums on that site.


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err... sorry about the registration thingy, I wasn't aware you needed it to READ the posts on that forum.

quoted here:

Speeding Ticket..Dulles Toll Road Westbound....around 8:15pm
I got a story for all you guys out there that is hilarious....

So I'm driving home around 8pm tonight and I merge onto the Dulles Toll Road Westbound near Rosenthal Infiniti and HBL. I merge on for like 30 seconds and he pulls me over for going 77 in a 55. So the cop asks for my licence and registration and he asks me why I was going that fast. So I say some sob story about my mom having back problems and while this is going on a White G35 coupe, all tinted out screams "PIG!!!" at the cop. So we kinda look at each other and the cop says to me "Did he just say Pig?" and I said "I don't know" so the cop leaves with my info. The next second I look to my left and hes in his car and says to me "I'll be right back" So I'm sitting there and the cop starts chasing after the White G coupe who called him pig. He comes back 20 minutes later and said "I had to get to two screaming idiots.....slow down and be careful, you can leave" Needless to say I was stunned!

So I was wondering......is the owner of that white G35 coupe in our club, if so thanks a lot man you got me off! I owe you a drink or something at our next meet.......it's good to see G35 owners sticking together!
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(Babacks_G)



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Waaaazap my G brotha,
and yes it was my pleasure to call this sob "a pig" and glad that you got out of that ticket, my girl keeps telling me not to do that but is like an urge that i feel every time i see a "pig". So sure I'll accept that drink when we meet.
Oh and by the way the pig never got me, I kept on going on the toll road all the way to the exit for route 28 AND i was by my self, so i think he just said that kuz i hurt he's fealings wheeeeeee
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kranky

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I have a tough time trying to understand the "greatness" of stories in which one person goes out of his way to annoy someone else. Just like the CompUSA tale yesterday by Son of a N00b.
 
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