Best College Pranks

[Doggiedog]

Hey list your best dorm pranks.

4: During a blackout one of my floor buddies placed a huge lab rat in a girl's room. When the lights went on she had a fit!

3: We pennied in one guy for over an hour. We had like 6 guys push in the door while the guy was sleeping. When he woke up to go to class, he couldn't get out. He phoned some guys to help let him out but the thing was so tight, they couldn't get him out. Finally, they got more guys and were able to open the door. Too bad he missed his class.

2: My floor buddies wanted to get back at this one realy arrogant girl on our floor. So we got a record sleeve (yeah it was a long time ago), pushed it open until it bulged and filled it with shaving cream. We slipped it underneath the girl's door and had the floor psycho jump on it. Afterwards we heard a loud scream. We thought it would just ooze out but it exploded into her room and completely coated it. She was dripping with shaving cream and it bleached a lot of her clothes. The guy almost got kicked out of the dorm for that one.

1: While one of my buddies was taking a shower, we took all his clothes and left a tube sock. Alot of the floor guys and girls plowed into his room and waited with cameras. When he came in, he had the shower curtain wrapped around himself (nice move, forot about the curtain but it took him a while to think about it).

 

[bcterps]

Damn, I woulda beat the crap out of you and your friends if you tried to do that to me hehe. My friends tackled this guy once and duct taped his legs and arms together and were gonna put him in the elevator and send him up and down the dorm, but the RA came down the hall so they stopped it hehe.

I didnt arrive till about 15 minutes later and they tried to do it to me. They have 6 guys pin me down and started getting my legs wrapped up, I kicked a guy so hard in the chest that he had his wind knocked out, then I took out my butterfly knife and they suddenly stopped hehe.

--Ben

 

[ArkAoss]

pennied the door?? what is that?

 

[bigbootydaddy]

like make it get sutck using pennies?? explain!

 

[desy]

1 Jacked and blocked a guys car so his wheels were just off the ground
2 Replaced pitcher of water with pitcher of vodka while the guy was out running
3 set all clocks in the house back 3 hrs so our "early riser" was super early one day. shower shaved everything at 3 AM.

 

[charrison]

You place pennies between the door and door jam. YOu get enough of them in there and you cant open the door.

 

[SmiZ]

Any one ever hear of a lean-to? We used to fill garabage cans (empty 50 gallon ones) with water and then lean them against the doors of people on our floor. They wake up in the morning and open the door to go to class and a hell of a lot of water spills out all over them and their room. Even if you don't see the spill take place, you know it happened because of the screams.

Around xmas time when I was a freshman, I downloaded the barking dogs christmas song. (the one where they 'bark' jingle bells) I would load the MP3 in winamp, set it to repeat, turn my stereo extermely loud, and then lock my door and leave for class. People on my floor eventually broke into the circuit breaker box to kill power to my room because they couldn't handle it.

*I never realized what an A$$hole I am*

 

[perry]

Oh the stories I could tell from my 1 year in the dorm... We got in trouble for most of them, but it was fun..

We played apple baseball against the RA's door.. Threw apples down the hallway while someone held a broom stick and tried to hit em, missing most of the time. The apples were thrown hard enough that they exploded on the door. Of course, the RA wasn't there at the time.

The RA was actually called "Peer Leader" and had that on his door. We'd take white-out and change it to Beer Leader every time he would clean it off. Just something that annoyed him..

If you passed out someplace other than your own room, you were fair game.. Worst was covering a guy in BBQ sauce, shaving cream, and toothpaste.. We had a guy stand over him and took the picture from such an angle that it almost looked like the passed out guy was, uhh.. you know..

We had a pretty bad floor war.. One of the worst was jamming a fire extinguisher in a door so that the entire thing emptied into the hallway of the floor above us. Set off the smoke detector and the dorm had to be cleared out at 3am. Didn't make too many people happy, but we thought it was hilarious at the time. They got us back by pouring rotten milk all around the hallway, couldn't go into the hallway because of the foul odor.. There were others, but they were simply disgusting...

And just something funny.. A guy passed out in the bathroom under a couple of stalls. The rest of us were so drunk we didn't miss him. Janitor found him in the morning, still asleep, laying in his own puke. He got ringworm on his cheek because of that..

 

[kranky]

You have to push on the door to create as wide a space as possible, then push a stack of pennies - as many as will fit - in the space between the door and the door jamb. When you quit pushing, that door is jammed shut. The knob won't turn because it's too tight for the latch to retract.

The person on the inside has no way to remove the pennies.

We used talcum powder instead of shaving cream with the album cover prank.

 

[skywhr]

Take talcom powder and pour it in someones AC vent in their car turn the ac fan on hi. When they start the car POOF everywhere...




Didnt a prank thread already get locked?

 

[Doggiedog]

For pennying, you can actually use anything that fits, nickels, dimes etc. You get a bunch of strong guys and push against the door near the deadbolt then quickly fill in the gap that the guys created as tightly as possible. When the guy tries to turn the lock the deadbolt won't budge! The only way out is to have people on the outside remove the coins. Its hard though if you put the coins in tightly.

 

[Windogg]

Mine is posted in Jokewallpaper.com in the pranks section. Ahh the memories.

Windogg

 

[vi edit]

We taped a guy to the wall once. That was pretty funny seeing a guy duct taped to a wall

Some jackasses on second floor enjoyed taking sweatpants, lighting them on fire, and sliding them under peoples doors. They got caught doing it, and I was the person on judical council at the time hearing their appeal. I voted to kick them out of school for it...too bad I was the only hard ass on the board :|

Other fun things to do is to take peoples digital alarm clocks and turn them upside down when they are sleeping. Now that's a trip to wake up too

Another fun thing is to switch sides with your roomate. Just move all of their stuff onto the other side of the room. It's good for a wierd look when the walk into the room.

 

[ArkAoss]

hmm sounds like college would be fun,

one time i found a way to shut down power to the whole building via a phoneline connected relay at the power grid. then i snuck into all the rooms and cranked up all the lights and stereos and then snuck back into my room and flipped the power back on


oh wait i read that...

 

[Doggiedog]

Oh, another good one was this.

In my dorm cafeteria it was all you can eat. We used to get tons of food along with drinks. Most of the time, we wasted it. Sometimes when one of our buddies went away from his food, we'd put soy sauce or salt in their coke. You can't believe how much salt you need to put in coke for it to become noticeable. But that joke developed into another one.

We noticed that when you put salt in a carbonated drink, it would fizzle and go flat. Whenever someone new sat with us we'd tell them we were chemistry majors and there were some cool experiments you could do with your food. For example, if you put salt in coke it was an exothermic reaction which causes heat to be given off. We'd put salt in coke and have it fizzle and put our hand over it and say see it's getting hot. They would say neat. Then we'd tell them if you put salt in ketchup, it was an endothermic reaction and put our hand over it and say see its's getting cold. When they'd put their hand over the ketchup, bamm! We'd slam their hand into the ketchup for being so gullible!

 

[ArkAoss]

LOL

 

[Elbryn]

theres the classic group prank on a sleeping person. guy number 1 squats over the sleeping person's chest and proceeds to moon the sleeping person. Guy number to shakes/yells at sleeping person "Oh my god, (name) wake up!, etc.. etc.." A person who is asleep's typical first reaction is to sit up

 

[Wangel]

Don't forget the classic: Put a sleeping persons hand in a bowl of warm water. Makes the sleeping person pee everytime!

 

[Viperoni]

ROTFLMAO El!

 

[Ariel]

My husband and his friends used to do what is called a sh!t hit. Basically someone takes a poo and puts it in say a shoe box or a pizza box or something of the sort and hides it in someones room where they won't find it for a while. The person ends up tearing their room apart trying to figure out what the horrible smell is. :disgust:

 

[Nutcase99]

LOL

Ariel: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!



<< A person who is asleep's typical first reaction is to sit up >>



ROFL!!

 

[vi edit]

Since we've got a couple sick ones out, I'll add one. We had a guy who's last name was &quot;Borman&quot;. That was all he was known as. He was about 6'7, and went about 370. Big, big guy.

He would cut his pubic hair and put it on peoples pillows :disgust: :disgust:

YUCK!!!!!

Who was to stop him?

 

[SOONER]

We got into my suitemates frig and removed a full apple juice jar and drank it. We then filled in back up with pee and put it back in the frig. Didn't take long for them to figure it out after one sip.

Another time a guy in our Frat passed out. We took green magic marker and painted his ears (inside too) and pretty much his whole body.

Tried the shaving cream in the album trick but it backfired and sprayed all over me and the outside hallway.

 

[SOONER]

We got into my suitemates frig and removed a full apple juice jar and drank it. We then filled in back up with pee and put it back in the frig. Didn't take long for them to figure it out after one sip.

Another time a guy in our Frat passed out. We took green magic marker and painted his ears (inside too) and pretty much his whole body.

Tried the shaving cream in the album trick but it backfired and sprayed all over me and the outside hallway.

 

[beer]

The hand-in-warm-water trick does not work.