You fail. That is no dumblefuck. That is pure man genius Gandalf.
Except that even more man genius said that line first. Mr. Kesuke Miyagi played by Pat Norito. Except he said try is squish like grape.
Anyhow, 1996 was when I got my first PC when I graduated from High School. So that ad was about 6 months AFTER I got my first PC. I had a Pentium 133 and 6 months earlier those were going for $2.3K. After 6 months they were $1.9K. Pentium 166 PC's were going for over $3K and the Pentium 100's were going for $1.5K+.
What really sucked about buying a PC in those days was that you were forced to buy a package. You could not get just a tower. It came with a monitor, printer, assloads of cheap ass software CDs, speakers, and assorted junk. You paid for it all regardless. I still have my 4 GB quantum fireball hard drive from that system. Still works too! I ended up selling the PC in 1998 for $175. I think my parents were still making payments on the stupid thing too. It wasn't worth more than $175 at the time either. That's when I did my first PC build. Was a celeron 333 Mhz I got overclocked to 500 mhz when the fastest Pentium 2 was only 450 Mhz. Also paid a fraction of the cost. $60 for the celeron versus $800 for the P2 since the celerons were trying to compete with the cheap AMD K2's at the time.
So while I digressed there a bit, it's fun making trips down memory lane like that sometimes as long as it's not done too often. I still have some of the tech from that time period and it still works great. A huge Pioneer stereo system with 50 CD disc changer, a 200 Sony CD disc changer carousel, and a kenwood 500 watt powered subwoofer for my home theater (still sounds surprisingly good even to this day). I actually still USE those items to this day. I got a few junk items sitting in closest I don't use but they are small pieces. All the bigger items like the tube TV's I got rid of along ago.
Oh, I still have all my old software CD's from my 1996 PC. Things like my Encyclopedia Britanica, Blitz Football, You Don't know Jack, Office 95, Windows 95, and a bunch of junk.