Best Bathroom Quotes

[KingHam]

"In the days of old
When knights were bold
And condoms weren't invented;
Men stuck socks, on their cocks
And babies were prevented."

KingHam

 

[thelanx]

Here I sat, broken hearted,
trying to Sh!t but only farted.
I put my finger on my @ss,
and soon the Sh!t began to pass.
Now my finger began to stink,
it is brown instead of pink.

 

[GhettoBlaster]

I saw this on the wall by a urinal: "There arent any jokes here. The joke is in your hands."

 

[Optimus]

Funniest I saw/heard - arrows running all over the wall behind the urinals... up and around, over and through, until it came to a sign on the ceiling that read "You are now tinkling on your shoes"

 

[Buddha Bart]

Here I sit, broken hearted
Come to sh!t, but only farted.

Then one day, i took a chance.
Tried to fart, but sh!t my pants.

bart

 

[ManSnake]

"I am sitting on a toilet..." - Homer Simpson

 

[SUOrangeman]

While walking toward the urinal, ...

"Prepare for a blackout."

Well, I guess you had to be there.

-SUO

 

[Tates]

On a latrine:

Write your weight on the wall so we'll know how much to dig out when you fall in.

 

[eakers]

we dont swim in your toilet, please dont pee in our pool

 

[Theslowone]

days of old
when men were bold
and condoms weren't invented
they'd wrap a leaf
around their beef
and children were prevented.

If you spank your wank
please flush your gush.

If you murder
in the turder
dont be shoddy
hide the body