***Best Anandtech Moderator quotes!!!*** (Update: There's now a website!)

khtm

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Mar 5, 2001
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Even though we sometimes don't agree with the mods' decisions, we have to respect the fact that they have a tough job, and they ARE just volunteers. One thing's for sure, they can be DAMN funny sometimes! :D

I figured (if it's ok with the mods, of course), it would be interesting to start a thread of funny quotes that mods have made in the past. I've seen a bunch of them in people's sigs, but I bet there's tons more out there.

I'll start, since I recently added this one to my sig during the huge Maxima obsession:

Get a Nissan.

AnandTech Moderator


*UPDATE*
HERE'S DA SITE
 

bleeb

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I don't know if my Anandtech Moderator quote is funny or not because I was "neffing" at the time when I wrote, "Thug Life, Outlaw, Wesyde!" and the moderator didn't understand my point. But my point was that there was no point. I hope I still don't have to leave because that would be unfortunate.
 

khtm

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<< SexEPid, you are so sexy.

Attractive Female Anandtech Moderator
>>



You wish! ;)
These are supposed to be quotes that were "actually" made!

-khtm-
 

HansXP

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Jun 1, 2001
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Two of the best:

There is one Mod per member. I have just been assigned as yours. BTW, my wife recently left me, I am being audited by the IRS, and my dog died.

AnandTech REALLY Mean Mod




Few are chosen, fewer make it through MOD BOOT CAMP. Once we graduate, we are then given our orders and we then watch the forums from Mod HQ located on some remote island that we are taken to while blind folded. We do not even know where we are. There is only way we can "resign". We have not heard from the last mod who wanted to resign.

AnandTech Moderator
 

TripleJ

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Apr 29, 2001
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I would give my speech about how you are not a unique snowflake, but some guy calling himself Tyler Durden has turned it into a clich&eacute;.

AnandTech Moderator




What part of NO do you not understand? The "N" or the "O"?

Mean Mod
 

Ulfwald

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May 27, 2000
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You had better watch out for me, the AnandTech Moderator. I can end your posting run anytime I choose to.

AnandTech Moderator



found in this Thread.

 

ThisIsMatt

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Aug 4, 2000
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Check your PM's Matt, the password to the secret lounge is awaiting you.

Anandtech Frills Club Moderator
 

rgwalt

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Apr 22, 2000
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<< and they ARE just volunteers >>



I think Anand gives them hardware kick-backs... Now if I could only find proof

Ryan :) <--- Trying to drum up a mod quote of his own.

 

Brutuskend

Lifer
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I imagine this thread will get locked as well.

You imagine correctly. Did I not make this clear to you in PM? Drop it.

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In light of recent events, I am rather fond of this one.

Upon investigation, we have determined that NicklasReugen and PCResources are the same personm and this story is a complete fraud. This thread is now locked.

AnandTech Moderator
 

HansXP

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<< In light of recent events, I am rather fond of this one.

Upon investigation, we have determined that NicklasReugen and PCResources are the same personm and this story is a complete fraud. This thread is now locked.

AnandTech Moderator
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What thread?
 
May 31, 2001
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Right HERE, HansXP. You can also see the dead person logged in if you click the Link in my Signature. That screen capture was taken after his unfortunate demise. :p