best amazon review of all time

[brianmanahan]

it is so descriptive, i have no choice but to buy the product

"After you poop, flush before you use bidet to see how much poop was cleaned out. When I used toilet paper, all that poop use to go on my underwear and would dry and harden in butt making it painful to walk. Not anymore."

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008R54IQM/...M&linkCode=asn

 

[SandEagle]

wouldn't happen if you used water and your left hand

 

[waggy]

that review makes me want one...

..ok maybe not.

 

[brianmanahan]

all that poop use to go on my underwear and would dry and harden in butt making it painful to walk

not anymore

 

[BrokenVisage]

I just use the 3 seashells.

 

[Phoenix15]

I just use the 3 seashells.

but I don't know how to use the 3 seashells!

 

[KaOTiK]

but I don't know how to use the 3 seashells!

lol, he doesn't know how to use the seashells.

 

[amdhunter]

 

[OutHouse]

in winter that is some cold ass water to spraying on your ass. no thanks.

 

[brianmanahan]

in winter that is some cold ass water to spraying on your ass. no thanks.

well, buy a numi, it's heated:

http://www.kohler.com/numi/

and luxiourious

 

[IronWing]

well, buy a numi, it's heated:

http://www.kohler.com/numi/

and luxiourious

I could never use that bathroom. I'd have to go outside and find a bush. What kind of warped sadistic sicko builds a glass walled bathroom? Fuck, I have nightmares about fucked up bathrooms like that. Even the picture makes me sweaty and nauseous.

 

[brianmanahan]

if people want to watch me poop

i say go ahead

 

[IronWing]

well, buy a numi, it's heated:

http://www.kohler.com/numi/

and luxiourious

Whoa, it's even got head lights, er tail lights.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

if people want to watch me poop

i say go ahead

I hear that Brazzer is hiring people who want to get filmed taking shits

 

[brianmanahan]

I hear that Brazzer is hiring people who want to get filmed taking s***s

how much are we talking here?

 

[davmat787]

how much are we talking here?

100 clams per filming.