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Bernie Sanders? HA! Vote for Vermin Supreme 2016!

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Vermin Supreme’s Presidential Platform

I’m a tyrant that you can trust. You should let me run your life because I know what is best for you.

Yes, I’m a politician. I will lie to you because I have no reason not to. I will promise your electorate heart anything you desire, because you are my constituents, you are the informed voting public, and I have no invention of keeping any promise that I make.

This election year, vote early, vote often, and remember, a vote for me, Vermin Supreme, is a vote completely thrown away.

My primary policy positions are as follows:

I stand for mandatory toothbrushing laws. Now friends, some people will tell you this mandatory toothbrushing law is about the DNA gene-splicing of winged monkeys to access tooth-training forces. No it is not. Nor is it about the dental reeducation centers. It is not about the preventive dental maintenance detention facilities. It is not about the government-issued toothpaste containing an addictive yet harmless substance. It is not about even the computer chip dental implants to keep track of you and your children. What this mandatory toothbrushing law is really about is strong teeth for a strong America.
Number two, zombie preparedness. America must be prepared for the upcoming zombie invasion. Yes and I am the only candidate who provides such a plan.
Time travel research. I am the only candidate who will go back in time and kill baby Hitler before he’s even born.
And last but not least, free ponies for all Americans. Yes it’s a Free Pony for All Americans Job Act. Just think of the jobs that will be created when all Americans have ponies. Oh yes, for sure. And not only that, but it’s a federal pony identification system, to identify you for your safety. And it will protect us from terrorists!
Thank you. My name is Vermin Supreme. I approve this message.
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This man has it all. Can't wait until he's president!

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Imagine Vermin Supreme and Donlad Trump in a debate?

10 minutes of trying to talk over one another about off base none sense they suddenly snap and realize a plan to make everyone happy over everything and establish an endless period of happiness and pea,... naw, it would be a total shit show.
 
Tombstone1881 said:
Damn! When did Sanders offer free ponies to everybody?

I must have missed that!

Either that, or this is just another lying right wing meme with no basis on reality.
AKA completely made up BS that low level "thinkers" swallow up with a spoon.
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This dude has been running for the last few election cycles. He's one of the guys that does it as a joke/social commentary about lying to people.
 
We can probably fund many of Bernie's Bennies (TM) by recapturing the money from members of the top 1% who essentially stole the money from hard working lower class people in various ways, such as receiving huge amounts of wealth for merely owning capital without doing any actual work.

There's no reason for advocates of more progressive economics to cede the moral high ground of merit to the free market dogmatists.
 
WhipperSnapper said:
We can probably fund many of Bernie's Bennies (TM) by recapturing the money from members of the top 1% who essentially stole the money from hard working lower class people in various ways, such as receiving huge amounts of wealth for merely owning capital without doing any actual work.
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Ah, the application of unicorn logic. Probably? We haven't heard any numbers out of Bernie yet and I suspect we never will. You, I fully understand, don't require them anyway. If it feels like it will work, you're for it.

What don't you have that you need?
 
WhipperSnapper said:
We can probably fund many of Bernie's Bennies (TM) by recapturing the money from members of the top 1% who essentially stole the money from hard working lower class people in various ways, such as receiving huge amounts of wealth for merely owning capital without doing any actual work.

There's no reason for advocates of more progressive economics to cede the moral high ground of merit to the free market dogmatists.
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Yet every time you supposedly go after the 1% it ends up blowing back on the middle class and the 1% come out relatively unscathed.

Here is one example
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_minimum_tax


If you truly wanted to help the middle class you would require that any company that wants to do business in the USA must comply with the same or similar Environmental, Labor, OSHA type rules regardless of where the product is sourced.

If corporations are people too then they must pay taxes on their overseas income just like any US citizen, or they can register their company overseas,

after all why should they register their corporation as US based, but then when it comes to doing their patriotic duty they cry "profit only matters, we are doing it for the stockholders, not our job to take care of the country that gives us our corporate charter along with the legal protections",

but they don't think twice about crying to the US taxpayer funded courts or taxpayer funded politicians when they have a grievance or need some special law or regulation passed, adjusted or revoked.

Reminds me of the ungrateful relative that claims their right to the family home and dinner table but are nowhere to be found when the chores and work and funding is required to keep the home in order and food on the dinner table.
 
OP, let me know who your drug dealer is so that I know to stay away from them. They've clearly given you some messed up shit.
 
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