Here's the one thing that the Breitbart-brainwashed crowd can't seem to figure out: context matters.
Your "thou liberal hypocrite!" equivalencies are invariably (and conveniently) taken out of context. Just last week, Carson compared abortion to slavery in defending his opposition to abortion even in cases of rape. Now let's pause and think about that for a moment. A woman gets raped and in return the government forces her to bear and raise, for at least the next 18 years of her life and at great personal expense, the product of that act of rape and... I'm sorry, who's the slave?
Like I said, context matters.