Believe It! Or, Don't!

[Rudy Toody]

Yesterday, I met with a cosmetic surgeon:

RT: Have you ever noticed how people resemble their dogs? Tall people, tall dogs? Fat people, fat dogs? And so on. Well, when I walk my new dog, strangers stop me to say that I don't look anything like little Mugwump.

Doc: Sorry, I don't perform cosmetic surgery on dogs.

RT: No, It's for me. I want you to put a few more wrinkles on my forehead and my cheeks, give me several jowls, and cover my body with wrinkles.

Doc: It's an unusual request, but I think I can work up an estimate for the procedures.

RT: Can you add one more procedure to that list?

Doc: Sure. What do you want?

RT: Well, I recently had little Mugwump neutered...

 

[biodoc]

That's great RT!! :biggrin::biggrin:

 

[petrusbroder]

Rofl! 🙂

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

rofl. Not only do I believe it, but I wish for it sometimes. It is an incredible bit of irony that I run into the biggest retards while on a college campus...

 

[Wolfsraider]

Ty Rudy I laughed too loudly

 

[petrusbroder]

Good to hear you joining our laughs, Wolfsraider! LTNS! 😉





[LTNS = new acronym for Long Time No See]