- Sep 30, 2006
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Yesterday, I met with a cosmetic surgeon:
RT: Have you ever noticed how people resemble their dogs? Tall people, tall dogs? Fat people, fat dogs? And so on. Well, when I walk my new dog, strangers stop me to say that I don't look anything like little Mugwump.
Doc: Sorry, I don't perform cosmetic surgery on dogs.
RT: No, It's for me. I want you to put a few more wrinkles on my forehead and my cheeks, give me several jowls, and cover my body with wrinkles.
Doc: It's an unusual request, but I think I can work up an estimate for the procedures.
RT: Can you add one more procedure to that list?
Doc: Sure. What do you want?
RT: Well, I recently had little Mugwump neutered...
RT: Have you ever noticed how people resemble their dogs? Tall people, tall dogs? Fat people, fat dogs? And so on. Well, when I walk my new dog, strangers stop me to say that I don't look anything like little Mugwump.
Doc: Sorry, I don't perform cosmetic surgery on dogs.
RT: No, It's for me. I want you to put a few more wrinkles on my forehead and my cheeks, give me several jowls, and cover my body with wrinkles.
Doc: It's an unusual request, but I think I can work up an estimate for the procedures.
RT: Can you add one more procedure to that list?
Doc: Sure. What do you want?
RT: Well, I recently had little Mugwump neutered...