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Believe It! Or, Don't! --- Man assaulted by dead weasel.

Rudy Toody

Rudy Toody

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A guy in Hoquiam, Washington, was arrested for breaking into another guy's house and assaulting him with a dead weasel.

Yesterday, he was acquitted. Apparently, it was because he could show that he had a concealed weasel permit.
 
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Sitting in a meeting (slightly boring at times), reading above. Suddenly a viscous laughter - my - filled the meeting room. Everything stopped. I had to explain it all. It took than more minutes for the meeting to come to order ... 😀
 
It was stated in court that the dead animal was actually a mink. Immediately, an activist from PETA ran over and spray-painted it.
 
Thank god I have my own office, I just snorted. At least I wouldn't have to worry about my mink/weasel/whatever if I wanted to assault somebody with it, PETA people don't come here.
 
I just emailed a Hoquiam city councilman a suggestion that they need an ordinance prohibiting the carrying of a concealed weasel without a permit.

Then I suggested that the city sell Concealed Weasel Permits to the tourists.
 
I haven't told ya'll about the time I got the police called on me when I was in class... I wonder, if I may, do a 'believe it or don't', with Mr. Toody's permission of course. 😀
 
I had given FMC permission to use my title*, but had asked him to delay until Monday to let this thread drop a bit.

I see that isn't going to happen. So, Dwayne, tell us your tale!


* which I took from a fifty-year-old copy of Mad Magazine!




Edit: anyway, I achieved my ultimate goal with this thread: I got someone to snort! That's about as funny as I get.
 
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