Being short is not a disability

[schneiderguy]

I had to lecture a

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manlet

about this today. It was trying to use the disabled stall in the bathroom.

Disabled stalls are for people who have a legitimate disability, like myself. I have Aspergers.

 

[Sluggo]

Disabled stalls are for people who have a legitimate disability, like myself. I have Aspergers.

Can't pee in the urinal like a man? You are one of the pansies who goes into the stall to piss?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

 

[schneiderguy]

Can't pee in the urinal like a man? You are one of the pansies who goes into the stall to piss?

I had to take a Man sized poop :awe:

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Only manlets acknowledge handicap accessibility standards.

 

[BoomerD]

I had to take a Man sized poop :awe:

Whose was it...and where did you take it?

Y'know...being mentally retarded doesn't make you eligible to use the handicapped stall either...

 

[ViperXX]

I had to lecture a

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manlet

about this today. It was trying to use the disabled stall in the bathroom.

Disabled stalls are for people who have a legitimate disability, like myself. I have Aspergers.

I hope to fuck your not talking about a little person.

 

[clamum]

"It was trying to use..."

:awe:

 

[Red Squirrel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDZzl9AyXeg

 

[schneiderguy]

I hope to fuck your not talking about a little person.

Not a midget, a manlet.

 

[sixone]

If it's not a disability, then why do they keep asking me to get stuff down out of the top cabinet and change light bulbs?

 

[Matthiasa]

Are you sure you weren't the one being lectured at?

 

[IronWing]

It isn't a disability but it is an embarrassment. I can understand why SL would use a stall. Having your parts resting on the edge of the urinal would be kind of gross.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

If it's not a disability, then why do they keep asking me to get stuff down out of the top cabinet and change light bulbs?

For the same reason a poor 5' Cambodian farmer has an ox pull his plow.

 

[ElFenix]

schneidermanlet needs to come up with new schtick

 

[PowerEngineer]

Disabled stalls are for people who have a legitimate disability, like myself.

Nice to know your disability is legitimate.

However, handicap stalls aren't like handicap parking spaces. Anyone can use them.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I need the handicapped stall. It keeps helps isolate me from the manlet using the manlet sized stall next to me.

 

[natto fire]

schneidermanlet needs to come up with new schtick

Seriously. At least when we click on a spaceman thread, we know we are going to get bad grammar. It is when you ignore the bad grammar/spelling and let the content wash over you, that you get close to enlightenment.

 

[coldmeat]

How do you know he wasn't the world's tallest midget?

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Ass burgers.

LOL

 

[sandorski]

Short people got no reason to live

 

[bradly1101]

On the other hand I'm tall and I banged my head so many times I can't even count anymore. Seriously: 1,2,e,738

 

[kyrax12]

What height is manlet height?

 

[BoomerD]

What height is manlet height?

Anything less than 6'-0".

However....there are degrees of manletness. 😛

 

[AMD64Blondie]

Hey...manlet checking in. I'm 5 foot 5.