Being asexual would suck

[Looney]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: VBboy

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti Ok stop posting in thread. My head is spinning. Someone tell me that Imtim83 dude's story.

1. We can't stop posting. That is how we reproduce. 2. Private-Msg him and ask for pics, he'll explain

I know half the story about him. He is very skinny and what not. What else am I missing?

LOL didn't you read the 'POLE' thread on when people first lost their cherry?

 

[ThaGrandCow]

um... I "do it all by myself" at least 4 times a week... in the end it's still pretty enjoyable.

 

[VBboy]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
um... I "do it all by myself" at least 4 times a week... in the end it's still pretty enjoyable.

The problem is that you wouldn't need to "do it" if you were asexual. There would be no orgasm or anything - you'd just do something internally, that's all. It would probably happen automatically, say when you reach the age of 25

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: VBboy

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
um... I "do it all by myself" at least 4 times a week... in the end it's still pretty enjoyable.

The problem is that you wouldn't need to "do it" if you were asexual. There would be no orgasm or anything - you'd just do something internally, that's all. It would probably happen automatically, say when you reach the age of 25

well then, seeing as how I'd not have anything to live for, I think I'd just kill myself. Thank god I'm not asexual

 

[VBboy]

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow

Originally posted by: VBboy

Originally posted by: ThaGrandCow
um... I "do it all by myself" at least 4 times a week... in the end it's still pretty enjoyable.

The problem is that you wouldn't need to "do it" if you were asexual. There would be no orgasm or anything - you'd just do something internally, that's all. It would probably happen automatically, say when you reach the age of 25

well then, seeing as how I'd not have anything to live for, I think I'd just kill myself. Thank god I'm not asexual

Many of us thank God every day for not being asexual, for that very same reason

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: VBboy

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti Ok stop posting in thread. My head is spinning. Someone tell me that Imtim83 dude's story.

1. We can't stop posting. That is how we reproduce. 2. Private-Msg him and ask for pics, he'll explain

I know half the story about him. He is very skinny and what not. What else am I missing?

LOL didn't you read the 'POLE' thread on when people first lost their cherry?

I just read it. He wants to warn the world about the dangers of sex? What dangers? does he mean dangers of unprotected sex?

 

[VBboy]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: VBboy

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti Ok stop posting in thread. My head is spinning. Someone tell me that Imtim83 dude's story.

1. We can't stop posting. That is how we reproduce. 2. Private-Msg him and ask for pics, he'll explain

I know half the story about him. He is very skinny and what not. What else am I missing?

LOL didn't you read the 'POLE' thread on when people first lost their cherry?

I just read it. He wants to warn the world about the dangers of sex? What dangers? does he mean dangers of unprotected sex?

I'm afraid he means the dangers of getting his keyboard dirty

 

[Renob]

Being asexual would suck[/i


That would suck bigtime.

 

[ElFenix]

a·sex·u·al ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-sksh-l)
adj.

1. Having no evident sex or sex organs; sexless.
2. Relating to, produced by, or involving reproduction that occurs without the union of male and female gametes, as in binary fission or budding.
3. Lacking interest in or desire for sex.

number 3 is imtim83

 

[Platypus]

Yeah, I know someone like that :brokenheart:

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: VBboy
Can you imagine being asexual?

No "union between male and female", no "sweet sweet loving". Just doing it all by yourself. No boyfriend or girlfriend, no sex drive, no need to even kiss anyone. Forget pr0n, too... I guess even orgasm wouldn't exist, because there'd be no need for it

(Wait, I guess I'm already asexual :Q )



Here is some information on this subject with PICS in case you don't already know how sad asexual reproduction is.

Most of the people on this board fit this description...

amish

 

[gopunk]

i don't thikn it would suck if there is no sex drive... sex drive is what makes lack of sex suck.

 

[Spamela]

Originally posted by: gopunk
i don't thikn it would suck if there is no sex drive... sex drive is what makes lack of sex suck.

LOL. a very buddhist-like answer.

 

[dirtboy]

Being asexual might not be so bad.

 

[zCypher]

This is one f*ed up thread.

 

[melly]

Being asexual would suck...

you'd suck yourself, correct! :evil:

 

[beer]

The thing is, if you read all of imtim83, he always is talking about sex. Maybe he just 'appears' to be asexual because he's never had a girlfriend all his life, and rather than play it as the truth, he would rather 'pretend' that it doesn't bother him, when in fact, it has a significant bearing on his life.

 

[compudog]

Originally posted by: Jugernot
You just described most of the guys here...

:Q

 

[VBboy]

Originally posted by: zCypher
This is one f*ed up thread.

I aim to please :beer:

 

[beer]

Originally posted by: VBboy

Originally posted by: zCypher
This is one f*ed up thread.

I aim to please :beer:

you do a damn good job

 

[Moonbeam]

Well the real question is whether it would be ok to abort your bud in the first trimester if division, say when he wanted to reach around for the keyboard. Would it be murder to off your bud, or more like trimming a toenail?