Being asexual would suck

VBboy

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Can you imagine being asexual?

No "union between male and female", no "sweet sweet loving". Just doing it all by yourself. No boyfriend or girlfriend, no sex drive, no need to even kiss anyone. Forget pr0n, too... I guess even orgasm wouldn't exist, because there'd be no need for it :(

(Wait, I guess I'm already asexual :Q :p)



Here is some information on this subject with PICS in case you don't already know how sad asexual reproduction is.
 

ROTC1983

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Originally posted by: VBboy
Can you imagine being asexual?

No "union between male and female", no "sweet sweet loving". Just doing it all by yourself. No boyfriend or girlfriend, no sex drive, no need to even kiss anyone. Forget pr0n, too...


(Wait, I guess I'm already asexual :Q :p)

:Q
 

AvesPKS

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What do you mean, it would suck? No dating, no having to pay for movies, dinner, no "I don't feel like it"...your partner is always ready to go when you are!
 

illusion88

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it might suck. Im losing all faith in women so I guess im half way there. All I need is the ability to become pregnet and birth my own children....
 

TommyVercetti

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There were these forums I used to visit, there was an asexual dude over there. Not a single person on that forum didn't flame him. He would act really stupid, say things like 95% of the guys and girls don't like to have sex or even think about it and that most people do it because of peer pressure. He just quit coming.
 

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Originally posted by: VBboy
Can you imagine being asexual? No "union between male and female", no "sweet sweet loving". Just doing it all by yourself. No boyfriend or girlfriend, no sex drive, no need to even kiss anyone. Forget pr0n, too... (Wait, I guess I'm already asexual :Q :p)

Doing what by yourself?
 

VBboy

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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Originally posted by: VBboy
Can you imagine being asexual? No "union between male and female", no "sweet sweet loving". Just doing it all by yourself. No boyfriend or girlfriend, no sex drive, no need to even kiss anyone. Forget pr0n, too... (Wait, I guess I'm already asexual :Q :p)

Doing what by yourself?

Reproducing, and the other thing, too
 

TommyVercetti

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Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Originally posted by: VBboy Can you imagine being asexual? No "union between male and female", no "sweet sweet loving". Just doing it all by yourself. No boyfriend or girlfriend, no sex drive, no need to even kiss anyone. Forget pr0n, too... (Wait, I guess I'm already asexual :Q :p)
Doing what by yourself?
Reproducing, and the other thing, too

How does one reproduce by himself?
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Originally posted by: VBboy Can you imagine being asexual? No "union between male and female", no "sweet sweet loving". Just doing it all by yourself. No boyfriend or girlfriend, no sex drive, no need to even kiss anyone. Forget pr0n, too... (Wait, I guess I'm already asexual :Q :p)
Doing what by yourself?
Reproducing, and the other thing, too

How does one reproduce by himself?

"budding"
 

AvesPKS

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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Originally posted by: VBboy Can you imagine being asexual? No "union between male and female", no "sweet sweet loving". Just doing it all by yourself. No boyfriend or girlfriend, no sex drive, no need to even kiss anyone. Forget pr0n, too... (Wait, I guess I'm already asexual :Q :p)
Doing what by yourself?
Reproducing, and the other thing, too

How does one reproduce by himself?

If you find the answer to that, you could become the richest person in the world.
 

VBboy

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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
I am a bit confused. Is this a joke thread? Reproducing alone? Imtim83?

No joke, my friend. Check out the link I just put in my top post...
 

TommyVercetti

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Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti I am a bit confused. Is this a joke thread? Reproducing alone? Imtim83?
No joke, my friend. Check out the link I just put in my top post...

Ok I know that some animals and plants can do that. But humans? You said imtim83 is asexual, so why don't we ask him?

Also, is there a difference between asexual and nonsexual?
 

VBboy

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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti I am a bit confused. Is this a joke thread? Reproducing alone? Imtim83?
No joke, my friend. Check out the link I just put in my top post...

Ok I know that some animals and plants can do that. But humans? You said imtim83 is asexual, so why don't we ask him?

Also, is there a difference between asexual and nonsexual?

I didn't say Imtim83 was asexual; ElFenix said that. No, of course humans aren't asexual. We reproduce by doing the nasty with other humans, preferable with the opposite gender :D. Nonsexual? That's most guys here on the forums :)
 

illusion88

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Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti I am a bit confused. Is this a joke thread? Reproducing alone? Imtim83?
No joke, my friend. Check out the link I just put in my top post...

Ok I know that some animals and plants can do that. But humans? You said imtim83 is asexual, so why don't we ask him?

Also, is there a difference between asexual and nonsexual?

I didn't say Imtim83 was asexual; ElFenix said that. No, of course humans aren't asexual. We reproduce by doing the nasty with other humans, preferable with the opposite gender :D. Nonsexual? That's most guys here on the forums :)

For clarifaction incase anyone is confused. Two males or Two Females can never reproduce, no matter how many times they try it just aint gonna happen. Just wanted to clear that up
Thank you
 

Kadarin

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Being asexual would only be bad from the point of view of someone who is a sexual being. A truly asexual being would have no frame of reference to compare.

Besides, what if "budding" produced orgasms?
 

VBboy

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Being asexual would only be bad from the point of view of someone who is a sexual being. A truly asexual being would have no frame of reference to compare.

Besides, what if "budding" produced orgasms?

Then I'd be budding left and right :)
 

VBboy

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Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
Ok stop posting in thread. My head is spinning. Someone tell me that Imtim83 dude's story.

1. We can't stop posting. That is how we reproduce.
2. Private-Msg him and ask for pics, he'll explain :)
 

TommyVercetti

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Originally posted by: VBboy
Originally posted by: TommyVercetti Ok stop posting in thread. My head is spinning. Someone tell me that Imtim83 dude's story.
1. We can't stop posting. That is how we reproduce. 2. Private-Msg him and ask for pics, he'll explain :)

I know half the story about him. He is very skinny and what not. What else am I missing?